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I can’t be the only one who sees this right
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Ceasefire Is this possible? We will feel joy and happiness despite the pain and sadness. We will congratulate each other despite the great loss. We want to rest after all this suffering, pain, torment, wounds, martyrs, hunger and disease. We want the war on Gaza to stop, and for peace and security to prevail.
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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer
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Terrible phone doodle because when inspiration strikes you gotta do what you gotta do
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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life is a lot like mario kart. at any time, in any place, you might just get hit by a car
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infiltrating the castle treasury dressed as a maid and dramatically tearing off the uniform to reveal my scoundrels garb, and that I had somehow been wearing a hood and mask the whole time. they are not visible under my baggy pants and boots, but I am still wearing the stockings, despite having clearly torn them off with the rest of the uniform
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