everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy
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The Atmoplex just posted a new cosmetic from wallaru and……… yeah. Yeah
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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 5th level lightning bolt
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through autism and necromancy everything is possible
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bartleby sending me (12) on insane and dangerous quests to murder people because he’s a timeless being who has no concept of age and doesn’t realize this is royally fucked up:
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newest release of banned spells by the wizard council
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not ignoring canon nor strictly adhering to it, but a secret third thing (taking the small bits and crumbs canon barely spent time developing and running absolutely hogwild)
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my pirate vs my wizard
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choose your fighter
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brb getting dick from this 5foot 3 badass mamma jamma with double Ds (lady of the lake)
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They always ask “Why are you covered in the ashes of the dead and have a thousand yard stare” not “how was Azteca was Azteca fun”
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me today, innocent: oh boy i’m now starting the world Cool Ranch for the very first time on the great mmorpg Pirate101. I don’t know anything about this world besides cowboys. i sure hope there’s no grossly racist caricatures here!
five minutes in cool ranch: KILL THE BISON NATIVES NOW!!!
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ohhhh my god you have 170 dmg? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite grandmother raven
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wizards be like hmm yes after careful planning and setup in approximately two turns i can hit you with a large cephalopod for double damage
pirates be like. i’m going to stab you with a gnife
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