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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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I have eaten several thousand dinners throughout my life so please trust that i know what im talking about

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If you give me a chance I can make your wildest crazyiest dreams come true

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.