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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair

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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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— Captain Flint (via letsbeloneytogetherr)

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THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006) dir. david frankel

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

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Hey, Steven, I know looks can be deceiving But I know I saw a light in you And as we walked, we were talking I didn't say half the things I wanted to Hey, Steven, boy, you might have me believing I don't always have to be alone

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your pal says something mean about a fat person in shorts this summer you SAY, "oh so they're supposed to get heat stroke because of your sensitive ass?" (fat people deserve to wear weather appropriate clothing)

you're getting ice cream with your friend and they make a comment about the fat person eating an ice cream cone you SAY, "oh then I guess you don't want ice cream, let's go." (fat people don't need to earn food even for enjoyment)

you're at the beach and a fat person is laying out and your dad says something rude about it you SAY, "I think they look comfortable. It's good they're getting some sun. I bet they work hard all year for this vacation." (fat people deserve to appear in public)

telling a someone you like their stretch marks does NOTHING for fatphobia and will NEVER make your friends and family think twice about their shitty learned hatred.

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Share songs with me when u have nothing to say

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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*shrugging* i mean yeah. i guess i have a mouth. I could scream.

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Do you ever just get turned off by how people think? Like ya u a no for me