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❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞ - Ken

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS: Accepting

❝Don’t tell me what to do in front of my servants. ❞

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❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS: Accepting

Really? Are you fucking kidding me? If you interfere with someone’s destiny you should at LEAST truly apologize…WHO TAUGHT THESE KIDS MANNERS?

❝ You DigiDestined get a kick out of bothering me, don’t you? ❞

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞ 

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞ 

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞ 

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞ 

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞ 

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m going to the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever thought of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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After the reboot, Vamdemon's destroyed essence found its way back to the real world, as if nothing had ever happened, Which could possibly be considered bad, due to his past and all... But Vamdemon wasn't really a threat at the moment. Not only did he not even have his memories, but he wouldn't be able to do much in his rookie form to begin with.  

The worst he could do as PicoDevimon was use his Evil Whisper attack for the sole purpose of stealing other Digimon's food by making them fall asleep before they could eat it. Then he could take it from right under their noses. Did that sound threatening? No, not really.

But speaking of food, PicoDevimon had been getting rather hungry. Ever since he'd Digivolved from Pagumon, he'd been spending his time flying, thinking it would help him with something. He wasn't sure what, though. He just started flying in the hope that something would just pop up in his mind... Which it sorta did. Right now, food was starting to pop up in his mind... So, he had succeeded in some sort of way.

As he flew a bit further, he suddenly spotted something in the corner of his eye. It was a Tortamon. He would only pay attention to the Digimon for as long as it took him to become interested in the food the other had. Pico shouldn't mess with a Digimon twice its size... But his hunger got the best of him.

A plan started to form in his head. Due to the Tortamon's size, Pico assumed that the Digimon would be slow... So slow that, perhaps, he could could swoop in, take something from the pile real quick, and then fly off without them noticing him. The plan sounded good enough in Pico's head, and so he decided to try it.

For the first few minutes, he spent his time in the air, waiting for the right moment to strike; but as time passed, his wings started to to feel a bit tired, so he flew down to the nearest tree and landed on the first branch he came across. It was a lot easier for him that way, anyway. After a few more minutes, the Tortamon finally had their back turned on their food, leaving it mostly unguarded.

This was the chance Pico had been waiting for... And so, he dove down, grabbing what appeared to be some kind of apple, and quickly made his way out. It seemed to be going great... Until he got spotted, then everything started going downhill. Tortamon wasn't really happy with PicoDevimon's attempt to take the food they had collected, and they showed it by use their Strong Carapace attack.

Now, PicoDevimon was dealing with a bunch of spikes heading straight towards him. Obviously, the first thing he would do when an object was launched at him would be to dodge the launched object, which he also did, in this case... Or, at least, he tried to. Although he did a pretty decent job of it, he was eventually hit. As a result of the impact, he was sent flying towards a tree -probably the same tree he'd sat on a while ago- then he crashed to the ground.

Pico gathered his strength to get up, not noticing a yellow blur heading straight towards him, but once he did it didn't take him long to realize who it was: Tortamon, back at it again. Guess they weren't done with him yet. Seeing Tortamon head towards him at full speed made Pico jump up. He's getting the heck outta there. NOPE! NOT DEALING WITH THIS!  HE’S GETTING OUT OF HERE!

 Every once in a while, Pico would take a look behind him to check if he was still being followed or not. He saw Torta still right on his tail. Either he'd underestimated the Digimon's speed, or it was his lack of energy messing with his own speed. Why had he tried to take the food off this guy? Why couldn't he have just waited a bit longer, 'til he came across a much smaller Digimon with food he could steal? Stupid stomach, stupid plan for sounding good at first but was now clearly terrible.

❝ I ONLY TOOK AN APPLE! SHARING IS CARING, Y'KNOW?! ❞

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kaizerandtzar:

Ryo is oblivious enough to not notice the ground breaking under his feet, he definitely didn’t notice the moustache. “See Ken? Not the same guy, you can chill.”

Ken on the other hand…

“Ryo-san, I say this with love, you’re an idiot. That’s a fake moustache.”

WOW. claiming someone’s obviously real moustache to be fake? How rude, someone should teach him some manners, obviously whoever raised him failed at doing so...

If you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. He grabbed ahold of his cape, opening it up slightly, ready to unleash a cloud of bats.

❝ Grisly Wing. ❞ ..................... ........................... ................................ ...but nothing happened.

           SHIT

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clowntrick:

@grislywing liked for a starter;;

‘Myotismon, a tiny brown Numemon appears to be asleep on your top lip.’

❝ Bitch you just jealous of my moustache swagger. ❞

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Clickbait!: "EVIL OVERLORD KILLED BY GROUP OF CHILDREN USING THEIR VIRTUAL PETS: How millennials are killing mythology with technology and other stories"

Sum up my muse as a clickbait headline!

When a group of children denies an evil overlord’s destiny.

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Clickbait: Angry vampire did not get selected for Twilight's cast, kidnaps a child and her cat instead.

Sum up my muse as a clickbait headline!

        What could’ve been.  

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Sum up my muse as a clickbait headline!

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Tumblr My friend My pal My bro My homeslice My breadslice My Soontobedeadslice

WHAT’S GOOD????

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nightmareraid: replied to your post

//YES hello fellow Myo

*LE DRAMATIC GASP.*

MYOTISMON ARMY           GO!

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kaizerandtzar:

“GO BACK TO YOUR DARK CASTLE!!”

“Ah…haha, please ignore my friend, he’s had bad experiences with a Vamdemon before.”

Cue fake moustache.....such a genuis disguise They’ll totally not notice him putting it on just now.

❝ Well, I’m clearly not the same Digimon         as you can see, I have a moustache. ❞

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@kaizerandtzar​ Continue from here?

❝ I came out to have a good time  and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now. ❞

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Vamdemon: Well, everybody needs a hobby.

Tailmon: So what's yours?

Vamdemon: Resurrection.

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helo,,,,,,,,,,,,is me,,,, that borb,,,

i dont have it in me 2 do actual promo graphics rn & i hear that these text promos work better anyways so!! Hi there I’m ZELE, and this is a ROLEPLAY BLOG for RENA.MON FROM DIGI.MON TAM.ERS!!! if youre interested in rping with this kick ass fox, can you give this post a LIKE OR A REBLOG so i can check out ur blog??? thanks m cool duds!!!

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My fandom’s just got a new release, so I prolly should pop one of these up! Anybody interested in interacting with Wallace and Terriermon from Digimon 02 should like and reblog this so I can check them out! I’m cool with crossovers, so don’t be shy!