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i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
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my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner
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bisexuals are great
they arent gay
they arent straight
they are graight
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this is the most upsetting thing ive ever seen on this website
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Haven’t tried pixel scenery in awhile… learned a lot on what to do for the next ones. Not the biggest fan of these two.
They’re free to use for whatever
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its nine in the afternoon and ur eyes are the size of
very big
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