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siblings.

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ID: 1. Waist up in profile of Sam sitting at the desk in his bedroom at the bunker, typing on a laptop that looks like it might be open to Tumblr. The closed door to the room is visible on the wall behind him. 2. Repeat. Dean suddenly slams the door open with purpose, arms splayed wide, causing Sam to pause and look up. 3a. Full body of Dean as he pulls his let leg up and leans down slightly, grabbing the toe of his boot with his right hand. 3b. Repeat. Still holding his left leg, Dean leaps into the air and brings his right leg through the loop created by his left leg and right arm. 3c. Repeat. He lands gracefully on his right foot and straightens proudly, striking a brief pose. 4. Back to the profile shot of Sam, who is now sitting back in his chair and staring, confused, at this performance. Dean turns his back without a word and walks back out of the room, hitting the light switch on the way out. 5. Repeat. Sam, now in a dark room with the door wide open, throws his palms up at the now-empty doorway in confused disbelief and frustration. /end ID

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made this in protest of censorship

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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misery loves me

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I really hate people that pretend that its some impossible herculean task to simply create something with their own 2 hands bc "my brain wasn't built for that" FUCK THAT ive got dyslexia, dyspraxia and adhd my body and brain are constantly fighting against me every step of the way and yet I still draw bc im not pathetic I know that anyone can build up skills if they work hard enough sure its harder but that just makes it that much more of an achievement

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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if anyone feels bad that their fic might contain medical inaccuracies, be comforted to know that whatever creative liberties you take with your medical scenes can never be worse than the one I just read. where one character tries to stop the bleeding on their friend's head wound by putting a tourniquet around their neck

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THIS RIGHT HERE

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I love how Yoda’s first inclination when Luke crashes into his self imposed exile is to just absolutely fuck with him. He proceeds to rummage through his shit and pester him and beat his droid with a stick and talk nonsense while stealing his food and when Luke is understandably testy with him Yoda turns to Obi-Wan’s force ghost and goes this fuck ass kid is an impatient bitch just like his dad.

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I think teens need to be able to go to trusted adults and say “I saw something in a porn video that freaked me out and now I’m worried I’ll have to do it too” and then the adult can say “it’s ok to be nervous about sex, but remember that you don’t have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to do, ever, no exceptions” and this should be an ongoing conversation to remind young people that sexual desire isn’t monolithic and they are not uniquely weird, cowardly, or undesirable for expressing their feelings, and they deserve sexual partners who prioritize consent & autonomy always

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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

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I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it

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my favorite thing right now is how mad the official french language people are that parts of african languages are getting mixed into french