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opening up tumblr and seeing supernatural trending is like looking out a window and seeing a cloud of smoke rising out of a major city
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"MR. EDGEWORTH, MY IDENTITY IS BEING STOLEN!"
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i choose to believe kim and harry went on a one week cryptid hunt vacation after the games events
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YOU - Why bother solving crimes when the world is so evil?
DICK MULLEN AND THE MISTAKEN IDENTITY - Is it really so evil, detective?
YOU - Okay, maybe not. There are parts worth saving.
DICK MULLEN AND THE MISTAKEN IDENTITY - Like what?
YOU - Friends and family.
DICK MULLEN AND THE MISTAKEN IDENTITY - Do you even *have* those ?
1. I've got Kim
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YOU - "Kim. Do you think we're friends in other universes too?"
SHIVERS - Two cats jump from chimney to chimney, one cleans soot off of the other's face. A willow sways gently next to her birch, their roots tangle together deep underground. Two boys chase each other through the woods with sticks held like swords. An elderly couple solves the day's crossword puzzle over cups of coffee.
KIM KITSURAGI - "That is a very far-fetched idea, detective. Let's focus on the here and now."
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Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here
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eyes of the pale.
[ infernal device and unholy sonnet. you've mistaken a broken jukebox for a choir. skipping notes and skipping stones. don't ask for your coin back. ]
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