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Gromo has an unfinished piece Gromo wanted to share...

psst

whatzit?

do you have...

have wha?

the stuff?!?

it's over there...

over where??

there, in the corner...

in the corner of what? my friggin eye?

no, stupid

don't call me stupid. stupid is as stupid does. stupid is the sultan of my shiny tongue who came to talk down from the mount high

wtf?

anyways...

in the corner of the room, stupid

there you go again with the stupid. i will let you know right here, right now, i have an iq of >= 269.

really? i didn't know that. i have an iq of 7.

really. wow. i didn't know anyone could have an iq that low. it's a wonder you know how to CHAT let alone string letters into words and words into reasonably coherent sentences.

well you see, i have assistance.

what? you have an assistant. maybe i could poach them. my last one left me for another man.

really. shame. she was nice.

anyway, the package is in the corner. i can notify the boss.

wha? you have a boss? i thought you were the boss?

everyone has a boss? even me. you have a boss.

i know i have a boss, don't remind me. but you?? i thought no one was the boss of you but you and only you.

well, things change...

things change?? don't give me that!!! that's the name of a second rate Don Ameche film, not Gromo's motto...

what can i say? people grow up, they mature, they take on new responsibilities. they take on... bosses.

i'm shocked. i'm disappointed. i'm dismayed.

[gromo]

Gromo is back!!!!!!

Yee gads! Gromo is back!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!! And yay to my one follower, namely me's!!!!!!! No one listening but Gromo no care!!!!!! Gromo has been down the darkness path and Gromo has come through to the other side as Leland Palmer once sang!!!!! Yay!!!!! Gromo now stop adding exclamation marks to all Gromo's sentences? But yay is good Gromo calmed down now. Whew. Now down to Gromo business. Gromo has something Gromo like to get off Gromo's big manly chest. Gromo is worried about the golden toilet. Yes the golden toilet. Is it a bad toilet. It has a broken seat and when you drop it it slams. It don't go down properly anymores. You need to gently gently handle it down to the rim edge. You needs to take care of the golden toilet. Treat it with respects otherwise shit may happen. It could occur. Those are wise words that Gromo has just said. Gromo says everyone should just love each other and the world be a much safer, nicer more lovable place. Gromo abhores (sic) all violence and aggression. Gromo says everyone just be happy just like Mr McFerrin wanted. Any ways Gromo just wanted to warn you all about the golden toilet, not that anyone listening but you never know. Any hoos, Gromo must run now. I is off for a jogging. Enjoy your daze!

[gromo]

Rest In Peace, Mr. Zsigmond. Your flashes were rad, like soup in a can.

[gromo]

Iron Man 2 (Film Review)

This could have been so good, but it falters and is simply entertaining and I wouldn't score it as high as the first film. Iron Man had its own problems, but it had a freshness and zing pow to it that was undeniable, mainly due to Robert Downey Jnr's revitalised attitude to his work. Plus Jon Favreau gave it a nice 60s Playboy Austin Powersesque style to it that was a heck of a lot of fun.

The sequel has a few things going for it. Downey is still good and the cast around him is generally excellent. Don Cheadle fills in Terence Howard's shoes admirably but doesn't really get to do much. Sam Rockwell is hysterically annoying and I'm still trying to work out if it's the performance or the character that worked its charms. Ditto with Scarlet Johannsen.

But the film is let down on a couple of fronts. Firstly, there ain't enough action! The first act has a quite amazing sequence on the track of the Monaco Grand Prix. The second act is devoid of action unless you count the amusing but bordering on tettering into Spider-Man 3 territory fight between Tony and Rhodes. The third act has a decent enough but could be better finale battle straight out of Phantom Menace. The structure needed more work to balance the three acts. A second more emotional fight was required with Whiplash in that second act. Guys, look at Spider-Man 2 to see how perfect Alvin Sargeant (or whoever created the structure) got it.

And on the same page, Whiplash was such a great character. He had an emotional arc that resonates, unlike Stane in the first film who is just an out and out baddie. So why oh why did they give him such short thrift in the finale. Here he is and there he goes!! WT?

I can't help but think that the extended director's cut will give us more of the Whiplash character. Let's hope so, as without that character this film would've been lost at sea.

[gromo]

"Working where I work is like driving the wrong way down a one way street"

Wise Gromo

[gromo]

The Pacific

Gromo says try and watch The Pacific if it is available in your region. Gromo has not seen it, but it is a quasi-sequel to Band Of Brothers which is most stupendous and is sure that The Pacific will be almost as good. Gromo hopes that Ross from Friends is in it again.

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Gromo loves miniature predators... full size not so much.

Gromo

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Gromo says that Gromo loves everybody and Gromo hopes that tonight everyone loves everyone and everything be beaut. Tomorrow is a new Monday and as Simon says there is new moon on those days. Gromo says peace and love and peas and lard. Gromo would like to give a shout out to Big M and Little D and Medium K and Medium F and to everyone really. Gromo doesn't want to take sides or single people out. If Gromo could single everyone out he could. But that would be a very very long post so maybe some other time when Gromo has more time. Gromo has worked hard this weekend and hopes he doesn't need to take pills to recover and/or survive the upcoming hellish week. Gromo now thinks that this isn't really a QUOTE as dictated by tumblr or wikipedia or anybody for that matter anymore. But Gromo also thinks that it never really was a QUOTE and maybe Gromo should have just done a regular TEXT post instead. Oh well, thinks Gromo maybe next time!! Hang loose howies!!

Gromo

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And with my fist shaking towards the sky I swear that I will survive this hellish ordeal and be the better man for it. Be the stronger man. The faster man. The man who can survive whatever odds may come my way. By gum!

Somebody really wise

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It's better to receive than to give

Mr. Sheen

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Is this where the video goes?

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Ozcarycars

Gromo says it's been awhile. And Gromo is happies to be backsies. The Ozcarycars are overed for anudder year and Gromo is pleased. It warms the cockles of Gromo's insides to say that The Hurtsies Lockered scooped the ice cream pool!! YAY says Gromo. Gromo was in awe. The first woman ever to win a Best Directional at the Ozcarycars. Gromo was in awe over this but more importantly Gromo has Kathryn the Great's career for many a year and for her to make her best drawing and for it to be recognised made Gromo weep for joy.

Gromo was also exstatic that The Hurtsies Lockered won extra bonus awards also. Avaternation came away except empty handed except for the awards that it one. But they were lesser categorisations thinks Gromo and unimportant. Who needs cinematography and art direction in drawings when you have speech and orchestral maneouvers?

Otherwise Gromo felt the affair was lacking a certain jewadavieve? Gromo was down with the hosts joking aloud but for the most of the extent of the 4 hour ordeal, Gromo often felt the urge to nap awake or munch on yellow mutated thingies or wee with the WC door open or nibble on the armrest or defacate the caffeinate or throw newspapers at the plasma device.

Otherwise Gromo loved the affair that Clooncheesey was having with the camera. Did you see that thought Gromo? It was something to behold and shows that he has a future behind the camera not in front of it.

And anudder thing thinks Gromo aloud. Something is not right in Danmark nor Wallywood if the photographic unit is unable to keep itself preoccupied with the matter at hand. Oftentimes during the course of the session Gromo had trouble keeping up with the constant motion of the screen in relation to the persons in inverse proportional relation to the movement of the space around the presenters. Anyways. Gromo must lie down now, has headache the size of Nebraskas.

[gromo]

You've a beautiful heart

And you make dandy art

Your hair is silky sand

I like your golden tan

But why did you do it?

Why did you let them in?

Why did you have that one last

Drink, I'll never know

Think, promise me never again

And I'll be your best friend

I'll catch you from the shadows

Break the moon for your gathers

Tear down those walls oh so high

Beseige them, dare to die

And bring you back

To me, to yours

Never give up, never give in

Don't bend down for a bottle of gin

[gromo]

Gromo says...

stays with the tunez. And stay tuned. And slay moons. And belay toons. And splay runes. And biday koons. And whatzitkamakazmoonshadowovertheholedaisymaydaisysunwhoopsadaddycammacammadillydillywangdang.

[gromo]

Avaternation Review

Gromo and the Mrs. went and seen Avaternation last night and we luved it!! So much so Gromo and the Mrs. want to see it again. Be warned, this film is not for everyone. Peoples with weak stomachs, migrains or cynical losers may will not enjoy this cereal cortex of an adrenalin shot to the big gnarly toe.

Have you seen The Abyssmal asks Gromo? If so, and if you did not completely enjoy that one, Gromo thinks you may not like this one. Also, if you like chop chop action you may not like it. If you have an aversion to the colour blue or the colour green you may not enjoy it either.

If you are a human being and cares about life force and the plants that bind your solarplexus to your gnuts you should enjoy the experience of Avaternation.

Gromo was indeed impressed with the quality of the visuals on display. Gromo did not care much for what came out the mouths of babes, but Gromo understands that this is a visual medium and film has a history of really poor dialogue choice. Just look at the old silent piccies, thinks Gromo. Look at Starred Warts or Lart Of The Ringlets or Harried Potterybarn. These are all pleasing to the cornea but not to the eardrum.

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The Hurting Cubbyhole 2

Gromo has just realised what an inappropriate title 'The Hurting Cubbyhole' is. Gromo is offended, dismayed, hurt and upset at the ex-Mrs. Jameson Cameroon. Gromo takes back everything nice Gromo said about said film.

In future, Gromo will read back posts to Gromo's self before Gromo posts for the world to see.

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Ambidextrous 2

Gromo has been looking back at some of his old posts and this reminded Gromo to mention that there will be a Ambidextrous 2!! Maybe not in the literal sense a sequel, and maybe not even with that title, but there is more coming!! Just like a really good Peter Hyams flick, Gromo says 'stay tuned'.