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Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

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idk who needs to hear this but it goes in the microwave for 2 and a half minutes, 9 minutes in an air fryer, and 16 minutes in the oven.

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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

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going to therapy just moves you out of the zones where the mobs are too low level to offer any xp and puts you into a zone where you can actually ding

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going to therapy just moves you out of the zones where the mobs are too low level to offer any xp and puts you into a zone where you can actually ding

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caveman rizz must’ve been like “you come back to my cave? me live beside Deep Hole In Ground. you know, Big Tree That Fell Over? yeah me kinda rich. me have two cave paintings from Banksy. me buy for three sticks. gated community.”

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Everyone be careful ok

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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abstract art is NOT art. *kinda does a cartwheel but my legs don’t go all the way vertically * THAT was art.

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she ed on my edd til i eddy

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twink priests at a funeral be like “ashes to ashes, dust to dust, hot to go,”

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Spain didn’t have to go that hard when they were inventing the name for Wednesday

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Kingpin’s dog lookinahh horse

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing