If i had a million dollars for each time my Shi Tzu has made me laugh, I'd be a millionaire
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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it
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woah I’m actually done????
there’s a good lesson here notorious procrastinators should never volunteer to hand-draw 52 unique playing cards
also they’re animated gifs right now because that’s how they’re formatted on the photoshop files and I’m not in the mood to separate them yet.
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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man, undertale ran on a weird game engine
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
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I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"
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I Knew You Were a Witch
(an extra 4 pages of this comic where Billy gets cured by a Wizard will be exclusive to the book anthology Love Scenario as thanks to supporters)
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Anyone else like thinking about asgoriel but dont ship them at all
#ppl like thinking that they were always incompatible but they used to be so endearing and sweet with each other....#took their own kids dying to get divorced...... something similar probably in deltarune#utdr tag 2.0#a-maize-ing post
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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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You should make your own version of christianity that’s truer and better than all the other versions
waiiitt omg youre so right do you think ill be the first one to do that??? probably right??
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