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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick
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i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus
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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.
#this is so interesting lol#the one i grew up with was#“i hate you you hate me”#“let’s get together and kill barney”#“with a 2x4 - kick him out the door”#“no more purple dinosaur”#and then there was the “joy to the world” one#and the “tic tac toe - three in a row - barney got shot by a g.i. joe” one
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a sardine just burst out of the ground and pierced me
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the collective masculine urge to just be a menace apparently
#perfect timing for this to end up on my dash as i was just watching it yesterday#i’ll have what theyre having .
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You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July
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Two Gay Animals Have a Baby
(+6 extra pages of Bit's adventure will be exclusive to the printed book as thanks to supporters of the book :D)
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every minute five more beautiful baby hex bugs are born with insatiable bloodlust
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theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone
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went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours
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"There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death. Conjuring spirits from the past and the future." SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
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One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking
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