When you haven't been on here in like 4 years but randomly decide to post art
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When people say that they’re vegan for the health benefits, I picture something like this:
Meanwhile, I’m over here, vegan for the animals like:
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me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger
alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.
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“The Grinch… a metaphor for weed?”
Anyone ever thought about this? He’s a light green, hairy thing (kush) who was looked down upon by the townspeople. But, once some people start giving him a chance, he brings people together with laughter, happiness, and a shitload of munchies. Dr. Seuss definitely blazed up.
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Untitled by ezook
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person: how are you
me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse
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“And the sun took a step back,
the leaves lulled themselves to sleep
and Autumn was awakened.”
~Raquel Franco
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one day i’m going to be so good at baking that i’ll make a cake that’s bigger thant he world but it’s not on the world its its own planet and it orbits the sun and astrononomonomnonosmdsndical people agree that the cake is the new 10th or 9th or whatever planet and people go on holiday there and they eat the cake but they ahve to do it really quickly because in space it freezes and it doesn’t retain its softness when it goes cold so people bring in a giant heater and that’s why it’s called a space heater and everyone eats the cake in peace and it’s the best
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I justify my impulses by the fact I’m going to be dead one day and none of it truly matters in the grand scheme of things
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this is an attack
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I hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watching cream make galaxies in my coffee. This world is ugly. I hope I never grow to be someone who can no longer see the small beautiful things.
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–Charles Baudelaire
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