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He’s the Deity of Wind because there’s just air between those ears

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

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never underestimate how cathartic it is to be an absolute little weirdo. just a straight up freak

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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this one isnt as ominous when you have context but i shant provide any

Official ominous sign

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buying a gem primary for 1.5kg? ❌️❌️ too expensive

buying both a gem secondary and a gem tertiary for 1.2kg each? ✅️✅️ really great and definitely a much cheaper financial decision

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You know, if you're going to dye a fountain for some cause, you might want to think seriously about what visual effect your choice of color will have when added to water ...

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Every macho dipshit talks abt how many people they'd kill to protect their family as though I'm supposed to be impressed. I can hear the glee in your voice dude you're ACHING for a chance to do this, you're giving up nothing in this situation. Tell me how many loads you'd take to protect your family

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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

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You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative

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Not only is having intergenerational friendships literally not creepy, imho it's actually essential. You NEED friends who are older to do things like help you when there's a problem with your taxes, and give you job advice, and relationship advice, and especially if you are part of a marginalized group, and especially if you're part of a marginalized group and don't have contact with a ton of other members of it, you need older friends to show you that there IS a future for you, for people like you, and what it looks like, and the way it doesn't even have to involve turning into your parents

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GO, MY PLUSHIE PILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all! Show me your Permababy dragons!