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I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

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yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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I hate Christians.... I’m not even sorry like it’s getting old wrap it up

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Love

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playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

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When it’s 2040 and you discover that your parents accidentally burned down half of California telling people you were a boy:

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Anime talk with straight dudes: “Goku punch harder than naruto”

Anime talk with other queer people: “Do you think the modern magical girl anime often puts such a focus on the girls maturing as a metaphor for the way that girls in society are often thrust into maturity before they’re ready, while boy shonen protagonists get multiple arcs of maturing before becoming a hero, shoujo girls are often forced to make the transition in 1 or 2 episodes”

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The scariest part of growing up is realizing you possess some of the same flaws that your parents have.

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Average Jean Colors Per State, 2018

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My parents are getting ready to sell the house which may prove difficult due to the following

The padlocked basement door that leads nowhere and doesn’t unlock

Claw marks on the inside of the crawlspace like room upstairs

Several ghosts

The false back in my sisters closet leading to another crawlspace with melted candles and newspapers we were too afraid to move

Claw marks on the inside of the old computer room door

A third carpeted crawlspace

Popcorn ceilings

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PLEASE tell me this is real because this has the potential to be the funniest title of 2020