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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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medicine commercials:

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You’re eight years older than me, prime age for a sugar daddy

How about instead of me being a 'sugar daddy' I just flatten you against my forehead like a soda can and then toss you in the trash.

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I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up

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“this is my HBO max profile.

i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.

if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.

i do this to feel.”

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sinkhole in Illinois, 2024

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never not thinking about this mcdonalds box

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO HANDS, GRANDMA

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I tried my hand at bird photography today

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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well the first step is to blaze a post about you getting no pussy

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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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Representation matters

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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When you pick up the dish soap bottle and a tiny bubble comes out and floats away