grump-the-deer
grump-the-deer
we are matter, and it matters
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I'm James. This is my blog of ungulate proportions. I'm 29, and a writer & artist. I also like rocks, bones, cats, dogs, and rats, among other things. || INTJ / Enneagram 1  / Slytherin / Taurus || trans man / bi
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grump-the-deer · 18 days ago
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his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it
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grump-the-deer · 19 days ago
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
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grump-the-deer · 1 month ago
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grump-the-deer · 1 month ago
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Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
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grump-the-deer · 1 month ago
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cant stop thinking about this this was sooo crazyyyyy
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grump-the-deer · 2 months ago
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can't make this shit up. it's perfect and i'm angry
I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.
-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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what do you mean I can't control everything, why not
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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Whenever an ugly feeling arises in me, maybe resent, greed, insecurity, etc. I just have to laugh and think to myself, this is what being alive is and I don’t deny my capacity for ugliness, in fact I store my faith in it because that same awareness of my own ugliness is the place I go to when I am aware of my own beauty. I have all the time in the world to sort it out, that’s the thing with self trust. I don’t hide from others and I don’t hide from myself, where there is ugliness I observe it and I don’t turn away.
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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"oh you know him"
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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boyfriend was just getting all gushy because I did something nice for him and he said "I love you so much, you are the most wonderful creature," and then in an abruptly solemn tone added "but make no mistake. you are a creature"
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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Franz Kafka, 1912
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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You're life isn't yours if you always care what others think. // Remember when you wanted what you currently have?
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grump-the-deer · 4 months ago
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grump-the-deer · 5 months ago
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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off
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