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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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oh yeh we're drawing on fabric again lol

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Happy 58th anniversary

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Lydia Pettit (American, 1991) - Entry Points (2024)

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jesus fuck, this article

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life is hard, do you want to share a pastry?

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just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

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I think I listen to too much classic rock because people were talking about the Dave Grohl controversy like it is the most serious career ending evil thing ever and then I found out he had an affair baby and was like “Oh. That’s all?” like don’t get me wrong, cheating on your wife is disgusting but I was braced to read a truly depraved and unique news story.

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Steven Colbert has been fired in favor of a little green alien nobody can understand

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u do not give fat people enough credit for anything they do. yes im talking to u.

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watched like one episode and obsessed with his looks

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love this site. average scrolling session results in hardcore gay pornography, softcore gay pornography, three vent posts and one of your mutuals liveblogging phineas and ferb

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet