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mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

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Lush was selling these today!🦈

Text SHARKATTACK to 40649 and sign the pledge!🦈

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(more???) Hannibal + textposts

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none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

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how much do you think it frustrates the Joker that a man in a bat costume punching a clown should be the funniest thing in existence but everyone in Gotham has decided to take it seriously

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Time traveler: What are you watching?

Me: Hannibal

Time traveler: Oh, season 4?

Me:

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Literally no piece of media I have ever encountered has managed to match the utterly devastating impact of a SINGLE WORD that internet funnyman Justin Tyler McElroy managed while playing an elf wizard named taco on his family DND podcast

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hello kitty doesn’t like xanax or knives or blood or any of those awful things your post with her! she likes apple pie, baking cookies, and her friends and that’s that!

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wh

what is minecraft trying to tell me 

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y’all. pls learn what a good ass actually looks like. stop calling characters thicc for the smallest trace of fat on they asses. im crying so much

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u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

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the witch from hansel and gretel is getting really creative

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i don’t know what other queer folks might need to hear this, but your sexual desire for someone doesn’t contaminate your love for them and it doesn’t mean you don’t respect them or see them as a complete person. and you wouldn’t be better or purer if you could love without wanting them in that way also. queer sexuality is not a contaminant that ruins queer love. 

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this is good