grumpyoldnord

[grumpyoldnord]

If you've seen that one screencap, you know what it's about.

[grumpyoldnord]

[grumpyoldnord]

People come to me for my incisive and controversial opinions, such as "the government is bad" and "reading is fun"

[grumpyoldnord]

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

[grumpyoldnord]

This was funny but op was a terf so I stole it 🏴‍☠️

💀💀

[grumpyoldnord]

USS Pioneer

hi tumblrinas! twitter is dying again so here's some exclusive artwork for y'all who follow me here too

dave asked me to help with some promotional renders for the athan prime fleet museum and here's an unused version of the USS Pioneer i gave him as well as the final one he used!

[grumpyoldnord]

Star Trek Ships As Lesbians

Ambassador: The Flannel Lesbian. Practical, a bit swole, and very pretty.

Galaxy: The Lipstick Lesbian of the group. Pretty, all curves, a bit top heavy.

Constellation: The ever beloved Butch of the friend group. Overbuilt and ready to DO THINGS.

Defiant: Small but feral lesbian. You're into it but also wtf. Manic Pixie gremlin.

Intrepid: Nerdy e-girl that loves purple, cat ears, and has a surprising right hook. Gets into weird shit.

Sovereign: Trans, gorgeous, and always wears the BEST possible heels.

Miranda: Always alone but so cute you can't figure why til she decks a guy. She looks between the ages of 13 and 30 all at once.

Oberth: Tiny gay med student who knows everything about everything. Goes down with so much as a light slap (and yes that has a dual meaning)

Constitution: Connie to her friends, and everyone is her friend. She's rarely around but part of the Old Guard.

Excelsior: Also part of the Old Guard, she's been in the scene since before most people were born and still has a presence everyone respects.

[grumpyoldnord]

Hogwarts Legacy update!

We've confirmed the plot: there's an uprising among the race of hook-nosed bankers who control the economy. (Note that the more evil they are, the bigger their noses are. There's a good one who has a big nose but he used to be evil when he was younger.) They're "rebelling" because they want their stolen cultural artefacts to be returned to them and want to not be oppressed anymore, which for some reason means they also want to massacre their oppressors' entire race, because of course marginalised people asking for liberation actually secretly want to kill you. As part of this sinister cabal's nefarious plot for white—I mean, wizard—extinction, they want to kidnap a child, because that's what hook-nosed bankers like to do, right? And their leader is willing to do anything for material gain, up to and including teaming up with fascists who hate his race.

You guys know that conspiracy theorists think Jews funded the Holocaust, right? They claim we did it so we could milk it for reparation money afterwards. And did you know they think we kidnap children? Or that we actually want supremacy rather than equality, and plan to subjugate the rest of the world for our own gain? Presumably you've at least heard the claim that we control the banks. And you know this is all very popular with the alt right, don't you? Have you also heard that this game's original head developer was an alt right YouTuber?

Don't act like this is a fucking coincidence.

No, JKR wasn't involved in the game, and it's actively intended to be trans-positive. Yes, she gets money from it, and will likely donate some of that to anti-trans causes. But even if you pirate the game so she doesn't make any money off of it, you're still going to be be playing the fucking Protocols of the Elders of Gringotts.

Fucking TALK ABOUT THIS.

[grumpyoldnord]

[grumpyoldnord]

Hey y'all, the Mead Hall is going live on Twitch right now with some grumpy Skyrim modding shenanigans on PC! Hope to see you all there! Come say hi and hang out with us! ⚔️🍻

[grumpyoldnord]

i still dont knokwhow to us etmblr

[grumpyoldnord]

Twitter's New Policy

So yeah, it's literally just about making more money, nothing more.

[grumpyoldnord]

Not done yet, but here's a quick look at how this load order is turning out so far. No reshade, no enb, no post-processing. Don't mind Sofia, she finds Grimnir's constant need to pray very irritating.

[grumpyoldnord]

Oh gods, I'm back to modding Skyrim again. Heavens help me.

[grumpyoldnord]

Hey y'all, the Mead Hall is going live on Twitch right now with some drunken Elder Scrolls Online shenanigans on PC! Hope to see you all there! Come say hi and hang out with us! ⚔️🍻

[grumpyoldnord]

Skyrim, in my Dragonforce?!

[grumpyoldnord]

On the topic of humans being everyone’s favorite Intergalactic versions  of Gonzo the Great: Come on you guys, I’ve seen all the hilarious additions to my “humans are the friendly ones” post. We’re basically Steve Irwin meets Gonzo from the Muppets at this point. I love it. 

But what if certain species of aliens have Rules for dealing with humans?

Don’t eat their food. If human food passes your lips/beak/membrane/other way of ingesting nutrients, you will never be satisfied with your ration bars again.

Don’t tell them your name. Humans can find you again once they know your name and this can be either life-saving or the absolute worst thing that could happen to you, depending on whether or not they favor you. Better to be on the safe side.

Winning a human’s favor will ensure that a great deal of luck is on your side, but if you anger them, they are wholly capable of wiping out everything you ever cared about. Do not anger them.

If you must anger them, carry a cage of X’arvizian bloodflies with you, for they resemble Earth mo-skee-toes and the human will avoid them.

This does not always work. Have a last will and testament ready.

Do not let them take you anywhere on your planet that you cannot fly a ship from. Beings who are spirited away to the human kingdom of Aria Fiv-Ti Won rarely return, and those that do are never quite the same.

Basically, humans are like the Fair Folk to some aliens and half of them are scared to death and the others are like alien teenagers who are like “I dare you to ask a human to take you to Earth”.