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I’ll have a few slots at a time, but they’ll reopen frequently!

Contact me at: milo.kingston00@gmail.com

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Some of y’all take shipping… really seriously, huh.

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could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

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It Really Gurgles

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this user wants to lay down in a field of flowers for a bit.

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im watching planet earth and theres this one small scene where the most round seal ever swims past and id just like to thank david attenborough for bringing us this good good orb seal

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seduce me with obscure knowledge of history

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Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

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i dunno how bad tumblr’s gonna crunch these, but here’s some more art of the tief twins! this idea popped into my brain in the car and i immediately had to draw it

commissions are open!

edit: tumblr crunched em pretty bad so here’s the regular and flipped versions full, also quotes:

top left: Nemaira Saya Solarida, “I could have done so much more” bottom right: Aeya Sari Solarida, “You’ve done more than anyone” center: “they that love beyond the world cannot be separated by it, death cannot kill what never dies.”

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[while choking back a sob, tears visible] i’m good dude i’m so good. i’m way fucking. good. man. i’m GOOD

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full body + portrait commission of Asura!

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full body commission for zee!

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who wants to PayPal me money for nothing in return serious inquires only

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opossum !!!

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nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks:

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Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

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Ailene Fields Baba Yaga