19 year old entp, with a few debilitating obsessions they/them
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THEY JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOCCER ☹️ THEY WERE EXCITED TO HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE ☹️ THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME IN A WEEK ☹️ THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS ☹️ THEY WERE SO SCARED WHEN THE PLANE WAS GOING DOWN ☹️ THEY JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOCCER AND WIN NATIONALSSSSSSSSSS☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
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hello rick and morty tumblr!!!
i've been more active in this corner of the internet recently, and seeing everybody's fanworks has inspired me to share an au idea i had, that i've been considering turning into a fic.... i'm really just curious to know if anyone would read it, because if not it can stay my well developed maladaptive daydream 😭😭
premise: in s5e8, "rickternal friendshine of the spotless mort" instead of declining rick c-137's offer of "making him real" memory rick accepts with the idea of rejoining the defiance as his own separate entity. (albeit still a version of rick c-137) this is where he would meet the character insert - head strategist of the defiance, a take-no-shit, "maybe we should just set it on fire", chaotic neutral nonbinary character who challenges our favorite old man to open himself up again. it would follow the main pairing and their experience conquering the federation, the trials and tribulations of war, and an excuse to come up with a bunch of super silly inventions that should be canon!
there are so many dynamics i would like to explore in this universe - specifically exploring how differently c-137 could have ended up if he had let himself be loved, and allowed himself to love in return before becoming the most bitter autistic asshole in the andromeda system... obviously the smiths and c-137 will be present in the storyline, i would love to see how domestic beth specifically would react to watching her father change in real time for someone else, especially a younger version of her father that (in her mind) could have stayed.
my favorite dynamic to flesh out will definitely be the one between rick and our character insert, they have a very "iron sharpens iron" type of relationship - one that doesn't reward vulnerability, one thats at first only driven by lust but turns into "oh fuck... i WOULD care if you died."
oBVIOUSLYYY theres going to be a lot of sexual tension and smut, i'm writing a fic centered around 35 year old rick clearly i want to fuck him - highkey got a oneshot from this au already planned.. (for some ideas on how i envision their dynamic see: all wound up by she wants revenge, or animal attraction by swr...)
possible smut tags??: light dom/sub, switch, degradation, humiliation, REALLY JUST YOUR RUN OF THE MILL KINKY SHIT BABY!
anyway, if you've read this far thank you for your time - if you love the idea let me know!!! i don't need to write it for me, i just thought others may be interested in the idea. if you hate it: go fuck yourself! keep scrolling and have a good day. :)
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick and morty au#rick fuckers#memory rick#rick c 137#beth sanchez#rick and morty fandom#rick and morty fanfiction#if i don't write this it'll die in my brain#portal gun#no proshippers#i hate rickorty#im not a freak that makes an old man fuck his young grandson#canon divergent au#galactic federation#defiance au
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i completely understand & agree with the backlash against students using chatgpt to get degrees but some of you are out here saying "getting a degree in xyz means pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters and writing essays through debilitating migraines and having severe back pain from constantly studying at your desk and chugging energy drinks until you get a kidney stone and waking up wishing you were dead every day, and that's just part of the natural process of learning!!!" and like. umm. i don't think that any of us should have had to endure that either. like maybe the solution for stopping students from using anti-learning software depends on college institutions making the process of learning actually sustainable on the human body & mind rather than a grueling health-destroying soul-crushing endeavor
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...
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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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Going back to S1 always feels kind of wild because of how much has changed. But the most surprising thing will always be remembering that Jerry had a job at some point

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People keep saying that Rick and Morty isn't serialized, but...honestly, it kind of is? The plots are mostly episodic, but the character development makes it hard to watch the show out of order. I mean, can you imagine watching "Valkyrick" right after "The Rickshank Rickdemption" or "The Vat of Acid Episode" and see this unhinged monster suddenly turn into a flawed but loving father? Rick would seem wildly out of character if you hadn't followed his development up to that point.
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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