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@strange-aeons the DASHCON2 ticket portal has crashed!! NOOOO HOW EVER WILL THE GOBLINS CONVERGE
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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!
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free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go
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are you a phannie queen?
Is this a new slur ?
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i'm not usually one to wear lipstick but the thought of putting on a bright red lipstick and then teasing a tied down sub by kissing and nibbling and smearing lipstick across their skin as they lay there desperate for me to actually properly touch them 😩🎀
leaving them completely covered in my lipstick... its so hot
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just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now
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everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.
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another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

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Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.
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