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okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

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People on Instagram got mad at this take, but I think Hole is way better than Nirvana.

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🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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That’s one beautiful drawing right there.

grazing on rebar

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Sleipnir doesn’t make sense

One thing I never really understood was Sleipnir (meaning “slippery one” fyi) in depictions of Norse mythology. Sleipnir is an eight-legged horse, the steed of Odin and the son of Loki, and he is commonly depicted like this:

(image not mine)

But why would you depict an eight-legged horse like this? Horses gallop the same way most other mammals run, with all feet leaving the ground at one point, so having extra feet here doesn’t seem like it could make the horse any faster. I’m also not sure it would give it any more stable footing, since it doesn’t have a wider base.

If you want a stable eight-legged form that can reach great speeds for its size, wouldn’t you want to start with what nature has already provided? Wouldn’t you want something more like… this?

(my drawing)

“But wait!” you might say, “Sleipnir was conceived when Loki, in horse-form, seduced another horse! That’s why it looks all horsey, just with extra bits!”

Well, that’s a good point, but consider that Loki as a deity was originally based off the spider, and his name even derives from the old Swedish word for spider (source). Therefore, it’s not too hard to believe Sleipnir inherited his horse half from his mother and the more spidery half from his father. In conclusion:

Spider-Horse, Spider-Horse, He does spider-things of course! Weaves a web, Makes you gawk, Riding round ‘til Ragnarok! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Horse.

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What the fuuuuuck

where’s that personality test where you pick from different colors and then it reads your emotional state for complete filth

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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Tell me more about hell

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I have the best friends lol. Look at this lovely cross stitch piece a friend made me!

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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

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taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

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I fucking love these sexy idiots

obligatory shamelessly horny stolitz 😎

standalone images under the cut

his legs are just so goddamn long it’s hard to fit him in there lmao

again mostly practice while i got the hang of procreate. horny practice lol. hope y’all like it ❤️

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“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me

I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat

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Not For Puppies

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