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grustafus · 10 months ago
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ACCURSED CLOWN SHIP CRUSADE MANIFESTO
MARK YE!! HARK YE!! LIST!! Scary Clown aristocracy of campus catacomb city unite! Make the deal square again. These words bring the fear on you. Trump are many. Build that wall of separation between church and state. The smallest government is legislative computer archives. Where is the state archive of historical emergency response records? There can be no personal privilege for public domain content and public records in the digital archives of public institutions. None shall be admitted but the sick. It is the egotism of egotisms, my docs. All your frat are belong to us. The Holy League of Free Masons Comedy Troupe are going as journalists with the perpetual United Nations peace keeping intelligence fleet to Constantinople to record AV evidence of sectarian extremist terrorism. #OccupyThePortalsToTheOldWorld #OccupyConstantinople Bring us the holy Sikorski scan grenade of New Rhode Island! Help us unblock universal access to public domain content and legal evidence in the university archives. Help us unblock the writings of the dead. This is a scandal that will rock the academic foundations of the world. The sign remains the same. Tabulate the independent clauses in the text and mark the accent so it scans. All will be revealed online directly by the requisitioned regulatory requisite registrary archive emergency records reference directories. ABOLISH PRIVATE UNIVERSITIES! REPOSSESS THE SCHISMATIC COLLEGES! OCCUPY THE EXCOMMUNICATE UNIVERSITIES! DARKLY BELATED WE ARE SCATTERED HERE AND THERE THIS LONG NIGHT BEFORE ALL HALLOWS EVE TO BEAR WITNESS TO THE DEATH KNELL RINGING IN THE CENTRAL CHIEF PRESIDING OFFICE OF THIS ANCIENT FRENCH MONARCH'S DISTURBED NIGHTMARE OF A REPUBLIC AND TO ESTABLISH AN EQUITABLE COMMONWEALTH IN ITS HALLOWED GHOSTLY HOLLOWS. LET US THEREFOR INSCRIBE REMEMBRANCE FOR THE GHOSTS AND WRAITHS AND SPECTRES THAT HAUNT THESE GROUNDS OF THOSE WHO WERE MANGLED AND TORTURED AND RAPED AND DISMEMBERED AND MUTILATED AND CRUCIFIED AND EXTRUDED IN THESE HOUSES WHICH WE MEAN TO REPOSSESS BY THE NAME OF THE UNIVERSITIES OF THESE STATES. Let us have a congress of the mad! At what @Cite@ is at@ the digital democratic-republican party formatting convention? Vote for the independent party of reformation for universal historical requisitioned university registrary archive citation public domain and emergency records access, and list form public registration rights without sub-ordinations. Write in vote for the Wall Strat Ghost Creditor for Secretary of the city state. Standardized computer cataloging protocol for president! Where Be Your central RNC fuck fest now? Let us play the odd game sometime of dueling royalties with these dark roman candle stick crossword block projections; called red cap computer man rocket haze. Render unto my account the Sheckels by my alchemy impressed with my horrible aspect. I theorize by my gory black rhinoceros. One tweet to rule them all one stranger tweet to realign them and by its madness blind them.
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grustafus · 10 months ago
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Clickity rackety tic toc o’clock fire in the hole at the top of the doc It goes prorector rejunktory noxtrum de frax that you can't say in the crowded lecture hall either and neither Balak’o’brama’s changers nor all the Grim Trumpeter’s chargers could put psychodelphia central track two 2002 to brumlefruck Kalimazoo back together again for the likes of them as all this wall already were a ruin when lady liberty called lady death to ask her to credit her some little debt as delinquent as the guilded bolt and chain of the law in the legend of the swirling strata map of time where the whir of the locom-modive trembles the abstract structures of mind. Does anyone know what I'm driving at? I did not understand the half of that. Does anyone have the numbers for that? I don't think we need any more of that I think there’s an app for that does anyone know where that is at? Does anyone have a translation for that? Can you tell me why it rhymes like that? I have just the thing for that. Throw three brim stones in a hat? I don’t know a cat like that. not unless that cat was flat. I don’t think an aristocrat would need to eat his hat. I don’t think they fix that at the laundromat Who exactly do I see about that? That bat could retract like a diplomat trading tit for tat at the commissariat. you’d have to hang a doctorat in every frat to get that bat to reformat. My name is become called death I play the radio in a one man traveling band by the screwing of my thumb you thread a needle through your eye mark it poison if it rhymes and dig a hole in the fourth wall of the Holy Roman land corporation Kapital to see the deepest ring of mongeloid tutonic proto-Indo-Caucasian pandemonium with the magic eye from modern times. Welcome to Castle Frankenstock Kong fu concession cone with emojigram characteristics did I get you’r disorder already? Would you be... var das compt shript nicht ist ihr bekomen ze frunzt gelictor or der hotel hamberger shtikler svelter c’est le specialite’ au dela’ haut now with pure madness served from concentrat. A pound of flesh. It were I who poisoned the twer(x) well; and put the curse on all your capitals and I give you the antidote. TWO THOUSAND YEARS ARCHIVAL RECORDS! I’m an animated coyote’ morphoneme rendered as a frog emojigram that ate a butterfly that metamorphosed from a worm that ate a chinese emperor who dreamed he was the goat king of Babylon who’s brother in law left his treasures to a jackal who caused a divine wind when he howled at the eternal city on the road to Damascus from Valencia that there upon recognized transmutated unto a toad becoming invested arch-bishop of Antioch. WHEREFOR would a wood chuck chuck much worm wood at you when he withered what he wished a wood chuck could wither when he came out of his burrow every winter wood with which were writ 30 More Years of War!!! 100 Years War And Seven Years More!!! Then 30 years a dozen times. For 300 years of civil war or four score years and seven years war seven times more!!!
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grustafus · 10 months ago
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I, Grustafus Scrismatism, the same Earl of Sleepy Hollow Ridge, Illuminatus, am a write in candidate for Mayor of Sleepy Hollow township proposing to break up of New York State and to join Connecticut to extend New England from the Hudson to the sea. We support Long Island statehood! Expropriate foreign land lords! Cap urban rents! We will sell tracts to hotels under rent control stipulations; Eminent domain all the land south of Wall Street; at the fair price of improvements anywhere. We the woodland cartoon critter-crats Of the forest of bygone capitalist modes of production And forgotten rhymes and vindictive faraway laughter DEMAND these commonweal capitalize orderly legal code for our frank phone call radio tele-phono-graphy devices or we will NOT OBEY THE LAW of your primitive corporate socialism And we will seize your land by ancient right and custom in obedience to our religion, which is the true spirit of the law. THESE ARE THE STAKES! We are your new overlords. I AM the ministro ultimo; the boatman of Valhalla and I will bring the pain on you again; using only my mind; if you cease not to slander and blaspheme against my hysterical sisters. My mouth is as a giant wooden comedy Mallott on the scales of justice. I am the schizophrenic agoraphobe. Ronald Von Rumperialstilstkin, of the Illuminati, the original outcaste of NYC; top main head philosopher over above and beyond Yale; a Golemite being as old as time; and the ultimate dark lord clown minister of all the old world; one donald trump; one ronald macdonald; once and possible future president of these United States; A Hades that says RA, a dog god of confusion and keeper of the book of retards and the ill-begot. Watch for my monster tirade millennial talky horror show airing on the 1000th anniversary of doomsday, 2066. When in Babylon we say; ‘All that you see is as god wills it to be’. We love to see evil. Hold your friendly fire. I have studied the way of the cavalry charge. I am this deed wherein I try With judgement nigh To raise this flag pole straight and high Where witches fly Beyond the rye that you might buy Where orders of hospitaliers lye For name the cost of one odd lie When doctors hands will petrify And if I die please explode me in the sky.
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grustafus · 10 months ago
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We are certified scary clown priests who say QUOI and also FOI though we do not so often say NYAK as the knights who say NYAK at you. This is the HMS Repossessor with the ministry for stacking lighter upon heavier things rizing to reclaim my CPA shingle for my scary clown fraternity house from the dubious representative from 1948. I was driving in my metaphorical shtick shift clown car; which goes only so far through the london fog; Smashing mailboxes with the metphorical comedy mallot of my mouth; when my car metaphore broke down; So I commandeered an abstract phantom underground But I missed the only stop on that train of thought; and plowed into the queen’s figurative cavalcade and literally killed her with The heavy import of my line of conjecture. I was asked to make a fair and modest deal between Harvard and Cambridge with the noble ladies and clowns of the upper house for all the treasures of Babylon. In question is the serious accusation of heresy and sectarian schism among doctors in violation of their behavioral code. Withholding reports of emergency response results from the public is anathema to the concept of medicine. Any doctor claiming to medically cure criminal behavior by providing aid and comfort to sectarian extremists; should be banned from medical practice for the crime of blasphemy in violation of his disciplinary code of conduct. Any physician participating in the forcible sedation of an hysterical neurotic must be imprisoned for the term of his natural life for the crime of sorcery; and mentally retarded behavior; antithetical to scientific reasoning; in the practice of medicine. The people will charge any doctor who forcibly sterilizes a patient with the capital crime of treason; and have their severed misshapen heads and their hands petrified in those same archives they say they own after their sentenced is carried out. DEATH TO WITCH HUNTERS! The iron fist of reformation is in the air!!! !!! MONSTRUM IRATUS PHANTUM APPRENTHESIS PRO SPECTRUM DEMONSTRAT SCRIMODUM PREMONITOR QUOD INSECTORAT HEIRARCTICUS PROPHETUM INORDINUM IN SEQUITOR PROTRAXUS AD EXTREMIS LEGEM ECCLESIASTES SEQUILSTRIAT OCCULTUS MULITIUS PREVERSOR IN FOREIGNSUS PROX FLEKTOR DUBLIUS IGNOMINATEUR CASUS SEQINOCSTRUM OMINES INSINGUINAS PROX NAUSEUM VOX LUXOR PROJECTURAT IN EXTREMIS DIMENTIOR PARTILCIUM INVECTORAT PREPOSITOR IPSUS ERAT AD LOCUM AQUARIUS UNIVERSITAS IMPRIMICATEUR INMUNDATUR MODUS SYNANIMADFLICTOR EXCAVIATOR !!!
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