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[] - How to stop the irritating reality deviant I'm forced to work with from calling how I eat lobster 'gay'. quickly.
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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[] - No one wants to hear your 'ideas' for the universe and reality Constance. EVER.
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today's bug thing is this beetle made out of circuit boards!
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[] - I AM TOO BUSY FOR THIS- I HAVE VERY - important work- Thankyou Good NIGHT.
If Pryde wants some of this I'll swap one of our local Technocrats to Starfucker for him
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[] - ?!!- I - am NOT a - what you said. I have some cybernetics and metal replacements, I am still a human person! I- I am not entertaining this.
If Pryde wants some of this I'll swap one of our local Technocrats to Starfucker for him
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[] - I AM MARRIED. ALSO YOU'RE A REALITY DEVIANT- REPULSIVE.
If Pryde wants some of this I'll swap one of our local Technocrats to Starfucker for him
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[] - TO WHAT? FOR ME?
If Pryde wants some of this I'll swap one of our local Technocrats to Starfucker for him
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what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"
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[] - It's back together is what matters..
[] - If you cut him into halves and keep them separated, it does shut him up for at least 1-3 hours.
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[] - Who are you?
[] - If you cut him into halves and keep them separated, it does shut him up for at least 1-3 hours.
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[] - If you cut him into halves and keep them separated, it does shut him up for at least 1-3 hours.
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Guys. Silly question, but, is there a reason why in US shows, cops / detectives / mulder and scully hold flashlights like this

Do people do this in real life?
Is it an American thing?
Do they intend to whack you with the back of that thing? Is that the reason?
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[] - How to cancel my 'lab partners' pact and kill him forever. Expeditiously.
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