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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Once the friend of a friend of my mom's was visiting Rio and she saw Sugarloaf Mountain and she wanted to impress her taxi driver with her knowledge of Portuguese, so she said in Portuguese "Look, Sugarloaf [Mountain]! It's very big!".

Unfortunately, English native speakers have a hard time making the "ão" sound correctly since the sound doesn't exist in English, so instead of saying "pão de açúcar" (literally, bread of sugar), she said "pau de açúcar." Now, "pau" technically just means "wood," but it's also, unfortunately for her, slang for "penis."

So to the driver what he heard was "Look at the sugar dick! it's so big!" and he almost crashed the car from laughing so hard.

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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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POV you wake up from the wildest dream of your life, utterly exhausted and you could have sworn there was suppose to be a war but it didn’t happen. Now your boss is gone and apparently your friends who disappeared for a few months are now in charge.

I don’t believe they’d mess with Player’s memories just to not contact them until the conversation with Lauriam. I have full confidence that Skuld would have dragged Ephemer to meet with the player again after they recovered. From player perspective they really just left them to join the dandelions and for months had no contact with them until they get called out for the meeting. Or even then not making time to visit and probably passing messages through Chirithy. Imagine the amount of nightmares Player have. Like seeing player almost dead must have shocked their system. It’s why Ephemer agrees to alternate the rest of the survivors memories but I’d think they’d be a bit more protective if they weren’t so busy with union leader duties.

I just want them to have fun together when their life is not in the line. We all got the duo life changing journey let them be a trio.

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(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)

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my mother in the stars

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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.

This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.

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Chomps you

see other kh-official rp blogs for the jist, mod sunnys Kairi blog rules include

dont be rude

Mod sunny ships sorikai and it will show Im not sorry

mostly will be from kairi ages 4(bbs), 14~15(kh2 era), 16~17(current)

she can and will bite u

posting will be sporadic

Whose babbling at u:

Edit: getting rid of the fonts thing cause making you guys wonder is more fun

Edit: added some important lore related links

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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i wish i could show people how foundational Homestuck is in Undertale, its story & its development. like at this point, ten years later, id say that the majority of Undertale fans are aware of a connection between the two works but chalk it up to “this thing Toby Fox used to be into” or “this thing that has a couple jokes/references in Undertale” and whilst those things are both true in a limited sense, they’re massive understatements about the shared dna between Homestuck & Undertale

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Quagsire lookin very proud of his Jack o' Lantern.

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marge simpson voice: I just think they’re neat!

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