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The crap was bigger than any dick I taken

Deshay

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Luke: hi KMGC

Luke: i dont' know your name i'm sorry

Apollo: His name is Karamanalajarmanalan Markalaviranma Guraurankaran Campbell.

Luke: that's a mouthful

Luke: it's rare i say that about words

Apollo: Oh, please. Anything else just goes straight down your throat.

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NEWSFLASH - IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Mona lost his virginity yesterday, apparently.

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Paragon: I sensed an extremely attractive person was in chat.

utib: stop you're making me blush

Paragon: Not you, slut. Though rumor has it you have a nice butt.

utib: Not sure where that would come from. but it is true

Loop: he does, ive seen it

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Welcome to GFO Video Chat, hope_!

yagyug: FINALLY THERE IS HOPE!

hope_ left the room

yagyug: oh how we have wa.. oh

yagyug: ALL HOPE IS LOST

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Yea... Aaron is a subtly degrading bastard. ^-^

Cameron

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Jimjam: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s843x403/945784_559341744114592_1716222369_n.jpg

pgillilan: WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT

pgillilan: WHAT THE FUCK!

Paragon: I dunn why that would be so bad.

Paragon: Either you get yummy chewy things or you get chocolate.

pgillilan: BECAUSE THEY ARE MORTAL ENEMIES. TO MIX THEM IS TO INVITE DESTRUCTION, WHOLESALE DESTRUCTION OF THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF AMERICAN CANDY.

swaggie: yolo

Iago: Skittles have gone way down hill

Paragon: That's because they're round, dear.

Paragon: They roll.

swaggie: lololol

swaggie: very clever

Iago: So help me God, Davey

Iago: This close to slapping you with my purse

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Paragon: And that's why we use the big spoon whenever we have to open the scary door in the back.

*Jon*: I will keep that in mind, paragon.

Paragon: Who even said that? Maybe that's exactly the kind of think she thinks we know that she knows and that's alright with the members of the league.

*Jon*: 'kay u lost me

Paragon: It's hilarious to think that the next time the thing is strick with lightning all that will happen is that the cat with walk over to the cistern and probably yawn.

Aiming_For_Madness: what the fuck?

Paragon: Right?

*Jon*: I think he's wasted.

Paragon: I totally agree.

Pedroman: omg paragon stop being racist. If spongebob wants to drink orange juice just let him have it

Aiming_For_Madness: are you on Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, by any chance?

Paragon: The answer is always the opposite of the affirmative, but only if there's too much convulsion in the paraphrased stratograph.

*Jon*: weed ftw

EstonianGuy123: McDonald's fries ftw

Paragon: It's only there if you ask.

Aiming_For_Madness: Whales have always told. Take him everywhere. Finally umbrellas carry keys.

Pedroman: I agree

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Spencer made out with some slut that once upon a time used to grab Dandan's cock all the time.

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JSpoons: i got a handjob on a bridge in a park in shaker.

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Roberto just made out with a stranger in front of Jesus and ejaculated a flood.

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Cody: DENNIS. CAN. YOU. HEAR. ROB?

Den: No.

Cody: Did you mute him?

Den: Er. No.

Davey: Rob keeps calling you a fat ging.

Cody: Telling the truth isn't wrong.

Den: :'(

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WATCH THIS VIDEO. IT'S ABOUT SEX.

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I invest all the money I have on talcum powder and telescopes

Rob

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Simon: Once in 4th grade I was constipated and didn't go poop for two and a half weeks

Simon: And then when I did I told my teacher because I was so proud

Simon: And he was all "congratulations Simon!" and gave me a sticker