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Carry That Weight
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Harold. 31. England. We're still here apparently. All-round loser.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
guardian-corps · 1 month ago
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sometimes violence is the answer. you just haven't figured out the question yet
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guardian-corps · 1 month ago
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Lune Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025) dev. Sandfall Interactive
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guardian-corps · 3 years ago
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Dragon Age: Absolution
The inquisition 
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guardian-corps · 3 years ago
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endless video game scenery [4/∞] ↳ destiny 2 (2017) ☛ giant’s scar, io
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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mass effect: legendary edition [118/?]
so you admit you and your thugs are here illegally. yes, and it only took three weeks for c-sec to figure it out.
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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some weirdass emotional connection is keeping me coming back to this blog from time to time and i hVe NO idea what it is
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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I love post like "you all are against rich people until they're a fictional character" because it's completely true. I am against rich people until it's a fictional character. I don't think liking Scrooge McDuck makes someone a class traitor
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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“If this continues, it won’t be long before you’ve nothing left.” “I dont’ care what happens to me.”
Robert Pattinson in THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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DESTINY Vanguard: Hunter
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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"i can fix him" i like him evil actually. i can help him (kill people)
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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F O U N D A T I O N (2021)
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION (2014) favourite video games [ 14 /  ∞ ]
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guardian-corps · 4 years ago
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fictional characters can kill as many people as they want but it’s illegal for them to be annoying hope this helps
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guardian-corps · 5 years ago
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might fuck around an let go of all shame and guilt
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guardian-corps · 5 years ago
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“I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not possibly have scored more than 80, by my estimate. I always took it for granted that I was far more intelligent than he was. Yet, when anything went wrong with my car I hastened to him with it, watched him anxiously as he explored its vitals, and listened to his pronouncements as though they were divine oracles - and he always fixed my car. Well, then, suppose my auto-repair man devised questions for an intelligence test. Or suppose a carpenter did, or a farmer, or, indeed, almost anyone but an academician. By every one of those tests, I’d prove myself a moron, and I’d be a moron, too. In a world where I could not use my academic training and my verbal talents but had to do something intricate or hard, working with my hands, I would do poorly. My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in and of the fact that a small subsection of that society has managed to foist itself on the rest as an arbiter of such matters. Consider my auto-repair man, again. He had a habit of telling me jokes whenever he saw me. One time he raised his head from under the automobile hood to say: “Doc, a deaf-and-mute guy went into a hardware store to ask for some nails. He put two fingers together on the counter and made hammering motions with the other hand. The clerk brought him a hammer. He shook his head and pointed to the two fingers he was hammering. The clerk brought him nails. He picked out the sizes he wanted, and left. Well, doc, the next guy who came in was a blind man. He wanted scissors. How do you suppose he asked for them?” Indulgently, I lifted my right hand and made scissoring motions with my first two fingers. Whereupon my auto-repair man laughed raucously and said, “Why, you dumb jerk, He used his voice and asked for them.” Then he said smugly, “I’ve been trying that on all my customers today.” “Did you catch many?” I asked. “Quite a few,” he said, “but I knew for sure I’d catch you.” “Why is that?” I asked. “Because you’re so goddamned educated, doc, I knew you couldn’t be very smart.””
— Isaac Asimov
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guardian-corps · 5 years ago
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i spend my time responsibly 
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