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Pov: Uriel is scolding some angelic fledglings

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Demon *to human* not every maker is good

Human: And not every dude with pitchfork is a Poseidon.

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The four:* sitting in the car*

Someone:*honk at them*

Fury:

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Azrael: You have so much range in you . You have to sit down, calm down and embrance your inner child.

Fury’s inner child:

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Imagine that angel fledgling discover skirts.

Mayby they saw human girls wearing them, mayby they saw it in one of Azrael’s book doesn’t matter. They got curious and somehow aquired short skirts without adult angel knowing.

Imagine being angel responsible for young fledgling walking to their quaters to this:

What would you do?

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Y/N: Strife? Do you have any fear?

Strife: Fear? Haha. I fear nothing.

*Strife as soon as he turn off light*

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Y/N: Did it hurt when you fell…

Strife: From what? From heaven? In loooooove?

Y/N: Strife as much as I would love to boost your ego… YOU JUST FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

War: We’ve all seen, brother.

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Fury:*hesitate* Y/N you are my best friend.

Y/N: Best friend? BEST FRIEND?! BITCH, I'M YOUR ONLY FRIEND! I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS.

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Death:*about Fury* My sister got me a „Get better soon” card.

Azrael: That’s so nice of her!

Death: I’m not sick. She just think I should get better.

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Humans:* get attacked by demons in Maker’s realm*

Hellhound that they adopted:

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How would horsemen replay to you asking „ Would you still love me if I was a worm”?

War: Why would you had to turn into a worm? Are you in danger?*Strife explain War the concept of question* I would love you no matter what.

Death: I would freed you to Dust

Strife: Of course Darling. I would carry you in my pocket all day!

Fury: Stop asking such stupid questions.

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Azrael:*about Y/N and Strife * Are you sure that sending them alone on the mission was good idea?

Death: Better than sending only one of them.

* meanwhile Strife and Y/N with some random demon*

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Chancellor: I heard you were talking shit about me

Draven: Do you wanna hear it again , or did you get everything?

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Pov: Fury after hard fight with demons when she stopped for a coffee

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Imagine having to wearing glasses because of myopia. One day you and Strife got into fight with a demon durning rutine patrol on Earth. When you are fighting one of demons the other sneak behind you. Strife shout to turn his attention to him instead of you. When demon turned around to face the horsemen his tail hit you and you hit the ground while your gasses are laying somewhere. Because of your bad vision you can't see the fight, but can hear the end of fight.

You: Strife! I can't see a thing without my glasses.

Strife:*laught* I can't see a thing with your galsses.

Turns around somehow your glasses flew stright to horsemen's face. In the end you got your glasses back and Strife got lecture from Death.

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Count Samael

Human: I just realized something.

Y/N: What.

Human: Samael is a vampire!

Y/N: How?

Human: Think about it. He lives in castle. He is immortal...

Y/N: OMG! You are right!

*next mission*

Samael: Why are you wearing garlic?

Y/N: For safety reasons.

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Human!kid:*to Death* The big masked man! Do you wanna be my friend?

Human!kid: Do you wanna be my friend?

Fury: He has social anxiety, depression and polio