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// mini mod yap session (can be considered a rant) about what happened yesterday ; //

// okokok so wait a big fat minute . yesterday so mamy people were against them (ifykyk) for incest , but we all flip so fast as soon as we get the other side ? i know thats how things usually work , but the fact a bunch of people switched sides in what seemed like a flick ( i've been very inactive in the community , this is just what I've been seeing ) of a switch , even though none of these people asked for the other side before jumping to conclusions . //

// TLDR ; idk , just people jumping to the other side so quickly just gave me a bunch of confusion . no , i do not support any of what static did to spread is so far like that, and i don't support whoever sent the mod of beastlychildren death threats . //

// I won't be taking sides as I'm not active here anymore (probably no one will read this anyway-) so if you read this . Hi . //

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// this is just . ugh . sigh //

wai wait wait . one moment i look away from the crk rp community to focus on my forsaken blog AND THERES INCEST ?? WHAT THE SHIT HAPPENED .

~ mod of @guardians-of-lxfe

Oh so much

@pest-control-jerp with the actual post.

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I dont go here (ovenbreak) but my pookie likes them so lmao

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❝ TWO ME'S ?? ❞

❝ . . Tch , you better be just as good as I am ~ ❞

You never said you dont allow magic anons anymore sssooo...

get turned to Lychee Dragon for idk. 7 asks.

Oh youve GOT TO BE SHITTING ME

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Recommend romantic candidates for my muses and see their reaction!

Note: They do not have to be ones my muses would like!

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now for wind archer.. surprisingly not a lot

just endangerment, accidental murder and property damage.

guess I gotta do 2 in 1

Moonlight..

Nothing.

y’all are boring.

❝ What do you mean ' surprisingly ' ? You really . . ! ❞

❝ Wind Archer , stop . ❞

*{ She put a gentle hand on his shoulder . That got him to stop , and sigh . }*

❝ Thank you , I guess . . I have no reason to commit any crime . . ❞

❝ And that is not a good definition of ' boring ' . I think you're looking for the word ' good ' . ❞

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I will remind all of you of every horrible Crime you’ve done!

first up: fire spirit

Mass murder

reckless endangerment

Harming a child (but it as self defense so this can be ignored)

arson

property damage

Assault and battery

and that’s not even all of them.

❝ . . . I would explain , but I don't think you guys would take ' oopsies ' as a medical condition . ❞

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Sugar swan, is it true that eternal sugar cookie is your daughter?

❝ . . . Sugar Swan isn't here . ❞

❝ But , I'm honored to be out up here to answer for her ! Yes , I believe she is . . that's atleast what I've heard . ❞

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Send 🎶 for me to make a five song playlist for our muses

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These cookies are over baked!

Welcome to my one stop shop for cookie rp!

| Muse list | OC List | Main Account |

Current focus: Healer Cookie / Hibiscus Tea Cookie / Belladonna Cookie

rules and other important details below the cut

No NSFW; Suggestive jokes can be made, and will be posted at my discretion based on how comfortable I feel with said jokes and/or comments being made. Anything Explicit will be deleted.

Be kind and respectful; This goes towards myself, and anyone I interact with. I do not tolerate hate or bigotry of any kind and I will not hesitate to block someone if they are being rude, insensitive, or otherwise causing problems.

Yes, you can interact!; Anyone and everyone is welcome to interact! I may not get back to everyone, since I run quite a few blogs, and I have real life responsibilities to attend to, but there isnt any need to ask to interact!

All interactions (likes/follows) come from @viridianv0id You can refer to me as Toybox, my pronouns are It/Its and They/Them

OOC tag; #Chatter from inside the box

Credits;

Image in this post; Devsis

PFP / Banner; @viridianv0id

Unless stated otherwise, all art will be created by myself.

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My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it.

originally posted by a now deactivated account (askboxmemes)

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" Greetings. A lot of you may not know me, and I prefer to keep it that way. However, for those who are familiar with my identity, I congratulate you for having such a sharp memory. I am Dark Cacao Cookie, king and ruler of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. Do not ask me if you can pay me a visit; you will never find me. You will never find us. "

" Ultimately, I am here due to the requests of some acquaintances and friends, and have decided to make this blog in order to 'let others know I'm still alive'. I hope you are grateful for this interaction. If it does not pain you, send me your inquiries if you'd like. "

TAGS USED AND THEIR PURPOSE:

" you may speak; but mind your manners. 🫖 " - general answers and posts " you dare to pierce your weapon into my dough? 🔪 " - physical trauma, violence " my body beckons for more power; but i am exhausted. 🫁 " - emotional trauma, angst " the snow falls quietly this time of month. 🫂 " - fluff, recovery " letters from old friends and old times ago. ✨ " - interactions with ancients " the wicked ones who grin with opposition; sickening. 📜 " - interactions with beasts

RULES:

no disturbing asks. flirting, suggestive asks are fine, but no disrespect, disgusting themes, homophobia, racism, or any hate. (mod is he/him by the way!)

do not be disrespectful towards the character, or me. i am a minor.

try not to control all actions or events in the rp/ask. (e.g godmodding, etc.)

have fun! :D

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mmm pettig you ALL

*{ Most the legendaries accept your pets ! Though some like Wind Archer and Stormbringer more begrudgingly . Others , like Abyss Monarch and Frost Queen , smack your hand away . }*

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Send 👋 to pat my muse's head

Send 👋 + reverse for my muse to pat your muse's head //disclaimer: ask might be deleted if my muse wouldn't pat yours

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(hands over snacks specially designed like your muses. cant go into much detail because that would be like 17 lines sorry man,detail will be sent later but Abyss Monarch gets a tub of jello with sugar fish in it and Timekeeper gets pretzel-time jumpers)

-Rabbitwitch Anon (but repurposed)

*{ They all thank you , in their own special ways of course . They all started eating their special snacks . }*

❝ . . . Thank you . I never knew that I'd like this ' jello ' stuff . ❞

❝ Mmmm . . pretzels . . my favorite !! ❞

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84 Fire Spirit Cookie RP Icons !

Like / Reblog if you are using ! Credit not necessary , but appreciated </3 !

~Link~