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Oh! Which era Cher? She’s had so many great looks -- I’m a sucker for the long dark hair Sonny and Cher version of Cher. I love that though! I think Tiffany had such a killer look, I haven’t seen the film in ages but you just gave me a reason to revisit it. I just remember being so disturbed and confused by the third movie, I think that one was The Seed of Chucky? I couldn’t wrap my head around that one or why their son oddly resembled David Bowie. Nothing needed to make sense in the early 2000s. 

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Excuse me, what?!  Sixty foot skeleton?! Is this a wedding I can attend? Also, I’m pretty sure this skeleton went completely under my radar. I had been so preoccupied with carving pumpkins and drinking enough cider to put me to sleep that I completely forgot about going all out for the discount sales. You and I both though, massive bitch for Halloween. Probably the biggest bitch you’ll see. You’re my kinda person though, so I love to hear it. I remember when I was younger, I used to see a lot of girls dressed up as the powerpuff girls and it always made me laugh because they people who designed the costumes ran into an issue with trying to replicate their eyes? So the costumes came with these massive eye sunglasses that were disproportionate to every girls body -- it always just made them look like flies. Fairy super-hero esque flies. A dress made of bubbles definitely topped everything about the normal costume though. I promise you that. 

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Just call me Matthew Gray Gloopler.

Ps. Make sure to unwrap your candy before you eat it!

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Am I a forty-year-old man dressed in a full Halloween costume doing my daily errands without a care? Yes. Yes I am. I hold no shame being the six-foot ghoul waiting in line at the bank to make a deposit. I’m also keeping my Halloween decorations up until November 30th and you can’t change my mind. If you too are a grown adult wearing a costume everywhere, what are you dressed as? if not, what has been your all-time favorite costume that you have ever done?

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This hurt my soul on levels I didn’t even know existed, but I’m gonna give you a chance David... Only because you’re bringing up Hogwarts houses and that’s something I can definitely get on board with. I’m a Hufflepuff, so i’m in the house that makes a lot of people wish they never asked to begin with. Definitely could have had me fooled into thinking you’re Tom Riddle though! 

i’ll say it again: halloween is overrated, but do you know what else is overrated? introductions. fuck them! they are awkward and boring as hell. let’s talk about what something more interesting though — what is your harry potter house? hi, i’m david and i’m a slytherin ( psa: this is not alcoholics anonymous ) and no, i’m not tom riddle! @hfrpstarters​

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Please tell me by this point you’ve gotten one...if not, that’s totally okay too! You’d be surprised what you can come up with, with just anything lying around the house! Sheet? A ghost. A baseball cap and lawnmower? Dad. Receipt and floral top? Angry Karen. The possibilities are truly endless. 

hopefully i haven’t missed all the fun. i’m totally on the late train for halloween, but better late than never, right? i already know the answer, but how mad would you be if i told you i haven’t even gotten a costume yet?

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I am in absolute confusion, who goes out and accidentally adopts three dogs?! This is just blowing my mind. I think I’m definitely going to need you to elaborate, because I’m assuming you went in for just one...was one the plan? Did you stumble upon another and then another? How did you not get a fourth? I have so many questions. What are their names?! Breeds?! 

I was laying on the couch today thinking I should do something spontaneous and in true Hande fashion, I couldn’t just go out and buy a couple of books to read or try out a new smoothie – no. I got not one, not two, but three new dogs! That’s right. I have no idea how I’m going to handle them, but I did it anyway. Apologies in advance for the onslaught of adorable Instagram pics of them. What is something impulsive you’ve done? I hope I’m not the only person who does things like this on a whim. @hfrpstarters​

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HAAAAAPPPPY HALLLOWWWEEEENNN!!!