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Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like "jesus fucking christ there's a corpse in here", herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it's some kind of a prank that they're pulling, but also the people that you know aren't into pranks, or aren't very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you're not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you're supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.

Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can't see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You're taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.

On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won't look at you, the paramedics agree that they've never had a talking corpse before, though they won't question the fact that you're moving on your own.

You're eventually led to a morgue, where you're shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don't really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what's going to happen next.

Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they're like "dude what the fuck, you're not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies" and when you're like "aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body" they have no idea whether you're joking and they don't care, you're just chased out of there.

And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.

And basically that's probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.

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If not in the mood for Italian food, may I recommend some good ol' corn on macabre?

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owl goes hey hey hey

cat goes oya oya oya

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Haikyu!! MSBY Black Jackals

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taehyung icons x bts headers

like or reblog if you save

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i just finished ‘in another life’

y’know, that one famous bokuaka fic

is this what pain feels like

it hurts so much

please if you havent read it already go read it

it broke me

i cant even

my favourite fic. istg.

a must read for bokuaka fans.

in another life by littleluxray

and a bonus playlist that i compiled:

in another life (bokuaka) 

youre welcome, go cry now.

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haikyuu stans are so weak just say “in another life” and they’ll start crying

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I think we should also appreciate how he took the time out of his days to visit kids at the St. Jude hospital while still battling with his own cancer. He was a real life superhero to not only me but millions of people <3

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Like/reblog if you’re a Tokoyami fan

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they’re dumbasses, brent

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Let it be known that THIS is the kind of character development I’m here for:

Hawks taught him that if he has wings, he should fly. Don’t restrict to yourself to the ground! And Tokoyami took that to heart to make Black Fallen Angel (with the irony of the name, as inspired by Hawks, only ever getting deeper).

But now we get here, where Tokoyami can use his “wings” for the very same person who was grounded and defenseless, the person who told him to fly.

And that just makes me so proud of him and Dark Shadow.

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Tokoyami: As a hero in training, I don’t believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things

Hawks: [In the distance] RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!

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let’s talk about this

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there's two types of conspiracy theories in american culture:

blatant antisemitism

not actually a conspiracy theory the cia really admitted to doing this in declassified documents that are publicly available but the average american is so brainwashed by nationalist fervor that they refuse to believe it and call it a conspiracy even though, and i cannot stress this enough, the government literally admits to doing it

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the way he’s in my head all day ✧ cr. 0901230___

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Ghibli meets avatar by @amaramation. ✨