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octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.
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ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…
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*at drive through* uggggghhhhhh could I get uhhhhhh…… really big hug
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stole a crumb from a ant that would have been great to his colony and it means nothing to me i throw it away
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me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
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I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils
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wanna see something that drives me up the walls insane
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Thinking about how originally Mandalorians were all Polynesian (specifically Māori) coded, and then that all got wiped away and replaced by a “peaceful” civilization of mostly white people who denied the old “savage” way of life and a pacifist sat on the throne and implied the ancient ways were less civilized and her new era of reinvention for the culture saved it….
Anyway on a completely random note, did you all know that most Polynesian cultures had functioning and successful monarchs and civilizations long before Europeans? Did you also know that when Colonizers stumbled upon these Polynesian nations they tried to claim that the Warrior and Honor culture these Polynesian civilizations were based on were “savage” and so colonialists used their power to overthrow and conquer these cultures and wipe them out in the name of “peace”
Anyway, just two completely, unrelated facts there…..
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Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again
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