i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder
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If indie ttrpg people made a normal sport like Tennis they would probably call the points something ridiculous like Love
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women love to eating paper
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brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets
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reposting my tweet as is I don’t need to convince most of you,
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that
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just thought about how It is probably gonna be duvall’s constant companion in sangfielle 2 and became ill
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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At the bottom of the dungeon 😳💔
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finding out within the wires has 8 seasons now floored me i genuinely thought it stopped after season 4
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