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any particular fondness for any of dios children?

You know how it is… God loves all of His children equally, et cetera…

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Father, what is your favorite video game to play on your followers?

Johngalli loves this one. He has the whole soundtrack burned into his brain at this point.

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what’s your favorite stand that you’ve got disc’d?

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did you ever meet evil!kakyoin back in the day

I don’t know what happened to him after he was sent after the Joestars. I can only assume Jotaro did the only thing he’s ever been good at and tore him to pieces.

Poor kid.

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hey. hey buddy. hey. do you believe in pure oxygen

[Why do I keep being asked things like this! I’m Catholic, not stupid!]

Besides, I don’t see how this could ever be relevant to me!

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hey father! how's your family life going?

[Well, we’d been having some problems.]

[But we talked it out.]

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is jesus cool with vampires?

[I suppose we’ll have to wait for March 21st, 2012, at which point I will reach heaven undisturbed and be able to ask Him myself.]

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mr pucci sir. do you insta model

I wouldn’t call it ‘modelling,’ but I’ve always found it important to keep in touch with the diocese.

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what if i want to have sex before i get married?

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I ate a little of the model boat I was building but did not notice til later because it crunched SO delightfully. Aahh

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Does naming a child directly after God count as blasphemy?

dio was........ a child.................?

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how much did that ridiculous plastic purple robe cost you

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Pucci, please for the love of DIO, explain to me why you’re eyebrows connect to your hairline, this question is keeping me up at night.

Italians are a hairy people, and we Puccii are no exception.

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father, are snails not animals?

[I... certainly would not include them among God’s creatures...]

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Father Pucci, what is your favorite thing to use your Stand for? (recreationally, not for achieving heaven/doing some holy murder)