guentzel
guentzel
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guentzel · 2 hours ago
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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guentzel · 3 hours ago
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They don't have pussy in England
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guentzel · 3 hours ago
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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful
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guentzel · 3 hours ago
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guentzel · 3 hours ago
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even better. receive a pop up notification with the @
tumblr should add a "blocked by" stat. like you can see how many blogs youve been blocked by. person with the highest count goes on the leader chart.
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guentzel · 3 hours ago
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tumblr should add a "blocked by" stat. like you can see how many blogs youve been blocked by. person with the highest count goes on the leader chart.
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guentzel · 3 hours ago
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guentzel · 3 hours ago
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Jerking off is incest
Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored
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guentzel · 3 hours ago
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i’m going to hold your hands when i say this and i am only going to be kind about it once: ai does not belong in fandom spaces, ever. not in writing, not in art, not in video, not at all. it does not matter how bad you want to see your favourite characters kiss, or how much you need a bit of help finishing a chapter, or whatever.
make friends with artists. commission somebody. learn to draw yourself. ask for a beta read. try a writing partnership. fandom spaces are communities, so engage with them! it is about the journey and the fact that we all love something enough to create and build together about that thing.
spending 30 seconds to kill a tree and get an AI to push out some soulless empty piece of “content” is antithetical to the entire point of being engaged with fandom, and if you’ve taken to doing this you should really reconsider if you belong in these spaces with the rest of us.
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guentzel · 4 hours ago
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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guentzel · 4 hours ago
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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guentzel · 4 hours ago
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wait. does this mean all the annoying "ducks" fans are going to become annoying flyers fans
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guentzel · 5 hours ago
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tango skate date (from @ justdohockey)
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guentzel · 5 hours ago
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Dicky Lovelady
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guentzel · 5 hours ago
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guentzel · 5 hours ago
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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guentzel · 6 hours ago
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post-parade recovery in the bahamas (spittin' chiclets ep. 570 - 24 june 2025)
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