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"All these guys is cute, and all....but where's my Vito?!"

"I need myself my daily dose of tall, tan, and handsome! Guess for now I'll have to scope 'da football team."

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"You got sumthin' ta' say, pit stain?" "I'd love ta' hear it."

"Agh.. This is just wonderful.” Claimed Scott in a sarcastic tone of voice as he rolled his eyes.

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Texting meme

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Send ☎ for a rushed text

Send ☏ for a loving text

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

Send ø for a late night text

Send ✘ for a hateful text

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"Meh, alright. I'll fig'ya sumthin' out. But ya' right; Al don't quite suit ya'. Ya' look a lot more like 'My Next Boyfriend'."

Gracias, chica!

Wait… Al?

Uh…. I do not mind, but I would prefer it if you found some other nickname for me. I know that my name may be a little bit of a handful, but I would rather not “Al”…

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"It's a sayin', duh. It's okay tho; if I looked like you, I'd be sippin' a lil' on that hater-ade too."

“‘Miss Priss’? Wow, you juniors are really working hard on these nicknames… you know, you just sounded like a Jersey-fied version of that strange blonde freshman. What are you on about?”

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"Nice ta' see you too, Web Head."

nbsp;  ”Great, here I thought the school might make a come back after all the damage you did last year.”

   ”But I guess that dreams out the window.”

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"Well, that's more like it! At least some people know how to welcome back a lady."

"What's been goin' on since I left? Obviously it was a lot more borin' 'round here, but I like 'ta keep current."

I will do my up most best, ma’am. Welcome back to Wawanakwa! 

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"Well, well, if it ain't Miss Priss. A lil' tip for the style-impaired: Green ain't 'cha colour."

"I knew I smelt your putrid hair spray."

"I’d say welcome back, but that insinuates that you were ever relevant enough to be welcomed in the first place."

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"Whoa, ain't you some major eye candy. Hey there, hot stuff."

"- And 'ya got good taste. Yeah, I'm Anne Maria. And you're Ale-...Alu-...Alen-..uh, yeah, know it but can't quite pronounce dat'. Mind if I just call ya' Al?"

Well hello, muy beautiful chica…

I believe your name is Anne Maria? Well, what a lovely name that is. I am honoured to finally meet you…

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Oh, oh, I know you ain't tryin' ta' get crazy wit me, Stringy!

Dis comin' from Lil' Miss Cheerlead'a who stands infron'a da' school shakin' what her mama never gave'er!

Ewww! You must be joking. If anything, you’re more like inflated oompa loompa.

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The baddest chick at Wawanakwa is finally back, baby!

Would'a been here soon'a...but I didn't wanna. But I'm back -- fellas, try ta' control ya'selves."

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