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Anxiety, allergies, and a bad attitude.

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Solid snake sass cheeks. 💁🏽‍♀️

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

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I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

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It’s either the 1st or the 8th. Every other Monday is double digit.

Sometimes on the subway we time travel.

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I found an instagram wherein the owner comes home every day and his excited shiba greets him with a zucchini

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SWEARWOLVES FOR LIFE patch by TimidCryptids

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Honey Garlic Shrimp Skillet

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My beautiful pink son

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the signs as crows shitpost

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Saggitarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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make your own foot scrub

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no notes but it keeps getting faster

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Harissa Sweet Potato Lentil Chili

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I might not be the right one It might not be the right time But there’s something about us I’ve got to do Some kind of secret I will share with you

I need you more than anything in my life I want you more than anything in my life I’ll miss you more than anyone in my life I love you more than anyone in my life

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lush employee: hello, how can I–

me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

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