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In honor of 4/13,

Which characters have and havent read homestuck

Sol read Homestuck when he was young but has become very good at denying that he knows anything about it. He says it sounds like something for “gay nerds” despite, behind his jock facadé, being a gay nerd.

Ky has not read homestuck: He refuses to consume any piece of media where they say the f-word.

May and Bridget have never read Homestuck but has seen some of the characters on the internet and thinks they’re neat

Zato has not read Homestuck, however he made Venom read it, specifically because Eddie would not stop calling anything he does a Homestuck reference. Eddie has also never read Homestuck.

Potemkin has read Homestuck and he has written a 3000 word essay on his mixed feelings on Equius character.

Chipp started reading Homestuck because he was promised it was like an anime. Unfortunately there were too many big words and not enough fight scenes so he quickly got bored. Answer can recite all of Act 6 from memory.

Faust has not read Homestuck and everyone agreed to keep it a secret from him because he’s already suffered enough.

Axl has read Homestuck and constantly subtly references it around Sol, for no other reason but that Sol cannot call him out on it without revealing that he has also read Homestuck.

Kliff does not know Homestuck exists and it’s probably for the better

Testament knows Homestuck exists and it’s the reason he has a grudge against humanity

Baiken doesn’t know what Homestuck is and has stabbed people in the past for trying to explain it to her

Anji gets into vriskourse with a different opinion every time just for shits and giggles. Has gotten stabbed in the past trying to explain Homestuck to Baiken.

Johnny refuses to consume any media that does not contain atleast two (2) tiddy and/or ass shots of every female character

Dizzy does not know what Homestuck is and it’s probably for the best

Zappa wrote a dissection of Homestuck’s cultural impact as his college thesis

You know that book A.B.A. reads in her intro? That’s a physical copy of all of Homestuck.

Slayer hasn’t read Homestuck but knows enough about it to hold a conversation about it. This is true for every piece of fiction in existence, except for How I met Your Mother, which he to this day refuses to learn more about.

Robo-Ky has “read” all of Homestuck, meaning he looked at the pictures without actually opening a single pesterlog. Has no idea what it’s about but he liked that therer were robots.

Sin hasn’t read Homestuck because Ky think it’s too violent and Sol thinks it’d probably blow his brain up

Raven reads Homestuck because no form of torture can compare to the psychic damage it inflicts.

I-no says that she’s too Sexy to know what Homestuck is. Once tried to kill Anji for calling her “A Vriska”.

Bedman has read Homestuck when he was thirteen and that’s why he’s Like This now. Kins Dirk Strider. 

Elphelt got into Homestuck because she heard Axl talk about “Troll Romance” once. Has tried to explain Troll Romance to multiple people who were already not interested in a regular Romance.

Ramlethal read all of Homestuck at Elphelt’s request in a single sitting. After finishing all of it she simply stated that “She didn’t get it.” before moving on with life.

Leo got half his dictionary entries from Homestuck. He is the only reason anybody in the year  2187 knows the word abscond.

Jack-O technically has not read Homestuck, however she roughly remembers half the plot from when she was Aria. Does the exact same shit as Axl whenever Sol is around.

The pope did the juggalo facepaint thing in Guilty Gear Revelator because she kins Gamzee.

I hope these answers were satisfactory to you dear Gearster! Always remember to Gear on Gearsters!

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Shoutout to the person who has been using the notes of this post for the last few months to give me updates on their life situation every few days.

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Has happy chaos read homestuck?

Happy Chaos wrote homestuck.

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Bedman read homestuck

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Assuming that Robo Ky mk-ii is coming to Strive next year, what is his full name? Robo Ky's full name is Robert Kyle, but what about Robo Ky mk-ii?

His full name is Robert Kyle Mario Kart II. Thank you for your inquiry, Dear Gearster!

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Assuming that Robo Ky mk-ii is coming to Strive next year, what is his full name? Robo Ky's full name is Robert Kyle, but what about Robo Ky mk-ii?

His full name is Robert Kyle Mario Kart II. Thank you for your inquiry, Dear Gearster!

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Where did Robert Kyle get those katana from????????

Ebay.

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Where did Robert Kyle get those katana from????????

Ebay.

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If Guilty Gear Strive is so good, why isn't there a-

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any guilty gear updates mr daisuke?

Happy Chaos Has Drowned

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As Gearsters have declared Robo Ky to be a new sexyman, we have decided to put him into a fancy suit. Look forward to watching him beat his bed with a belt in 2026!

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As Gearsters have declared Robo Ky to be a new sexyman, we have decided to put him into a fancy suit. Look forward to watching him beat his bed with a belt in 2026!

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Oh and Lucy trailer is out, I guess.

any guilty gear updates mr daisuke?

Happy Chaos Has Drowned

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any guilty gear updates mr daisuke?

Happy Chaos Has Drowned

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We have taken the complaints from all those who were unhappy about Lucyna Kushinada from Cyberpunk Edgerunners being added to Guilty Gear Strive to heart. As such, we have decided to cancel the Lucyna Kushinada Character DLC. Instead, she shall be replaced with a Guest Character that fits Guilty Gear's unique appeal and aesthetic more than her.

We hope you look forward to playing as Negan from Tekken 7 in Guilty Gear Strive in 2025! He will become available as the 4th character of the Guilty Gear Strive Season Pass 4 in Late 2025!

Always remember to Gear on Gearsters!

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This "music" thing is insane