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Sometimes a person gets so invested in the ‘playfully bully your friends’ bit that they forget to actually be pleasant to talk to sometimes. Truly lost in the rude ass sauce.
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I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
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2015 me: i gotta be respectable and normal, act seriously for ppl to take me seriously, i shouldnt go out of line with my words either
2018 me with a megaphone on my porch:
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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
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when you’re just tryin to have a good time but the specter of your own mortality looms like a shadow upon your soul
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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
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never push me to my limits because I actually will stop giving a fuck
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Loving yourself is not (necessarily):
Thinking you’re gorgeous
Not wanting to change anything about your body, personality, or life
Loving yourself is:
Knowing you have inherent worth regardless of your physical appearance or life circumstance
Knowing you deserve good things
Wanting to take care of yourself because you deserve good things
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