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I can't believe I have to go grocery shopping and do laundry and dishes when I get home from work. Haven't I suffered enough?? Will I ever know peace?

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The plot structures of movies need to start taking more cues from classic opera. Open with fucker in a hat who directly addresses the audience and explains what's going on in a way that raises far more questions than it answers, then immediately drop the viewer into the middle of a shouting argument between three of the weirdest people you can possibly imagine.

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me to my mutuals when i discover a new hyperfixation <3

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5-star masseuse

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The Sound of Music (1965), dir. Robert Wise

Fraulein, were you this much trouble at the Abbey?

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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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so true questie <- things knights who are on a quest say to one another

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A FILM FOR EVERY YEAR I’VE BEEN ALIVE ↳ THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

Just in case I'm not enough of a freak, let's add a tiara!

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seeing someone i follow follow me back after liking a few of my posts is so great like I’m glad I passed the entry exam . thank you