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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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Since it's watermelon season!
My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!
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daisuke, wealwell, maxwell are like that wolf, chicken, grain problem where if you leave daisuke alone with wealwell he'll kill him, and if you leave wealwell alone with maxwell he'll kill him and you have to get them from one side of gath to the other but you can only fit two of them in your lifeboat at a time.
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oh van grew up eating exclusively hardtack and married a chef? they retired to run a pub together with a tasting menu and plentiful aioli? he gave her a comfort and softness she never had? I’m fine.
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Brennan: I'm gonna make a little code in a fake language and give them just the tiniest clue of how they might crack it and it’ll be a tantalizing little mystery for them
Siobhan:
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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.
The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY AAUAGAGAHAGAVABAV
DELTARUNE IN 12 HOURS
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