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Here’s a tip, up your sandwich game by changing from white bread to sliced brioche

youre smoking dart frog if you think i get to eat bread made of anything better than millet and sawdust

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I am in the middle of negotations with Staff

To replace the Tumblr blue color

With mahogany wood panels

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It's that time again

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army of little sucklepigs ready to bbeg for my attnetion

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testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

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To begin with, it’s not what you'd call "gravy." Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the Trawlerman. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. Wigan was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very smack and barm that Wiganers invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this chippy exists, so will we.

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Masayoshi Abiru

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me:

the british twink findomming me: oy you got 5 quid bruv

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Mexican worm lizard By: N. Cohen From: Life Nature Library: Reptiles 1963

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everything in the natural order is either a miasma or a crystal

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.