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I thought Tumblr would get a kick out of this

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white people who are autistic we as a collective have got to unlearn saying "but i don't do that/i don't mean to do that" anytime anyone in the world says something derogatory about white people as a whole

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hmm artists what feature do you draw on the face first. this is for science btw.

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There is no autism that makes white people unable to understand racism and when they're being racist. Please. Be serious with yourself and us.

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i respect and love a good "x character lives" au but i think, like, sometimes people seem to think that every story can be improved if every character lives and has a good ending. and it can't.

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i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

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We were joking about otome game with Firo as a mc too much, and at 3am it seemed as a good idea to make this fake screenshots. So here we are.

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

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I have an important announcement: there is a post on here that annoys me.

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t4t? oh no i think you misunderstood me. i said tnt. we’re going to explode you. with a bomb

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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

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i have amazing news for you

baccano 1935-e is going to end with everyone turning out to have been immortal the entire time and that's why everyone in the cast has been about 20 years old for 5 years

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for