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Here’s a tip, up your sandwich game by changing from white bread to sliced brioche
youre smoking dart frog if you think i get to eat bread made of anything better than millet and sawdust
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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
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I’ve been playing Ru Paul Match and would you believe

Didn’t get a single toot.
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waiting for the shuttle home after the prime parade
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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”
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DON'T normalize weird trans noun names. if someone tells me to talk to a person named some shit like Brick or Zephyr and they're cishet i'm killing them.
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The shit they put you through on your first day in Sinyala

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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my dog is too antisocial for the dog park so for enrichment we put her in the reverse bear trap 👍

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