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RICK  &  MORTY  SENTENCE  STARTERS.  

❝Right now, we’re gonna go pick up your little friend.❞ 

❝Y'know, I want you to have somebody.❞

❝ I’m taking charge of the situation, buddy!❞

❝If you love her/him so much, why don’t you… marry her/him?!❞ 

❝I’m starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing!❞ 

❝ Big tough guy all of a sudden.❞ 

❝Alright, alright, calm down. Listen to me.❞ 

❝I know that new situations can be intimidating.❞  

❝I’m no stranger to scary situations, I deal with them all the time.❞  

❝Y'know, we did something great today.❞  

❝I didn’t know hanging out with you was making me smarter!❞ 

❝In reality, you’re as dumb as they come.❞ 

❝I have to give ‘em up just to get your parents off my back!❞  

❝Boy, you’re really gonna flip your lid over this one.❞ 

❝It’s just like that movie you keep crowing about!❞ 

❝You don’t have to try and impress me, _____!❞ 

❝Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!❞ 

❝Just do the same thing here and we’ll be fine!❞ 

❝They were removed. Where have they gone?❞ 

❝You will walk when it is time to walk.❞ 

❝You can run but you can’t hide, bitch!❞ 

❝Well, at least I didn’t really crap my pants.❞ 

❝You’re sleeping in your crap right now.❞ 

❝Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something?❞ 

❝Who are you?! Answer me!❞ 

❝Okay, well, I can’t cure death.❞   

❝Where’s the anger coming from, man?❞ 

❝Fuck those people. Fuck this whole thing, ______. ❞  

❝Well, make yourself comfortable because I suck.❞ 

❝What’re you lookin’ at, motherfucker?!❞

❝Let’s go make ourselves at home, huh?❞ 

❝I’ll do you a favor. I’ll throw in a fart.❞ 

❝Oh, it looks cool, huh? That’s why you want it?❞ 

❝You speak when you’re spoken to, ding-a-ling!❞  

❝This place is the worst! I wanna go home!!❞

❝What are you gonna do, ground me?!❞  

❝I don’t wanna masturbate! I wanna conquer the planet!❞ 

❝What about weapons?! What about domination of the enemy?!❞ 

❝I’d rather breath poison than live another minute with you!❞ 

❝We’re not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.❞ 

❝Oh, now they’re resting comfortably in my stomach.❞  

❝I really could go for some enchiladas!❞ 

❝Can I show you something?❞ 

❝I basically destroyed the whole world.❞ 

❝I’m proud of you two for working together.❞  

❝Do I need to call the police?❞ 

❝I don’t care what anyone says.❞  

❝I promise never to make that your problem again.❞ 

❝I got a computer in here, you know?❞ 

❝And also, knock next time, you know?❞

❝Also, every ten seconds, it stabs your balls.❞ 

❝This place is a real who’s who of who’s you and me.❞ 

❝Dude, are you..? Wait, you’re being a dick, right?❞ 

❝So… I should get on my knees and kiss your ass?!❞ 

❝I haven’t quite captured your beautiful eyes.❞  

❝This is probably the best thing that could have happened to me!❞  

❝Eventually, everything either is or isn’t.❞ 

❝Whatever you’re asking, the answer is I’m amazing.❞  

❝I’m glad that was painful! You deserve it!❞ 

❝Your relationship with your father is psychotic!❞ 

❝Pay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?❞ 

❝You’re not the cause of your parents’ misery, you’re just a symptom of it.❞

❝What people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.❞ 

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Send ‘👥‘ for 4 hcs about our muses relationship or about your muse

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It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it

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touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

015.   fist bump .

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me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?

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Summoned to Another World Starters

From those who were summoned, to those who did the summoning, and the people in between. Great for cross overs or AUs! Feel free to adjust things as needed to fit your character’s voice. 

“Where… Am I?”

“And I dreaming?”

“This is a different world… Right?”

“Looks like I’m not in Kansas any more…”

“I don’t know where I am! One moment i was at ( location ) and then the next thing I know I’m here! What is going on?!”

“But what about my friends, my family my home?!”

“I want to go back! Send me home!”

“I’m not a hero.”

“This place has nothing to do with me.”

“Is that magic?! Real magic?!”

“Is this even edible…?”

“I don’t think you’re supposed to eat that.”

“I’ve never touched a weapon in my life!”

“I’m just an ordinary person…”

“Thank you! For you help that is… I’d be lost with out it.”

“Excuse me, can you tell me how far is it to ( city/country name )?”

“Wait… You mean there’s no cars? No planes? No trains?! No television?! How do you people live?!”

“It worked! It finally worked!”

“Please save us brave heroes!”

“Well… That wasn’t supposed to happen…”

“Welcome traveller to the world of ( name here )!”

“I’m sure you’re taken aback by your circumstances, but time is short here! We need your help!”

“We summoned you here using magic to save our race! Once you’ve defeated the Demon King you can return to your original world.”

“Your  home is here with us now.”

“If you’re not a hero then what are you!?”

“What do you mean you won’t help us?!”

“If my fault you’re here, so I’ll help you out until I can get you home.”

“I’ll do everything I can to get you back home, I promise!”

“We’ll teach you everything you need to know.”

“Are you alright?”

“You’re not from around here are you.”

“Your clothes are awfully odd…”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.”

“Hmmmm, it seems like you hiding a pretty big secret but… That’s fine isn’t it? Everyone has things they don’t want to talk about.”

“how about this! You tell me about where you’re from, and I’ll teach you about living here. It’s a fair exchange right?”

“You’re from another world?!”

“Can you tell me what it’s like? Your homeland.”

“Here, use this to protect yourself.”

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catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

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fuck reasons // its fighting spirit !  ( personals do not rb )

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Send me  “MAKEOVER!”  and my muse will put together an outfit for yours!

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i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

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bae: babe come over

me: I’m playing Zelda

bae: I’m horny and my parents aren’t home

me: …ok, but the people of Hyrule really need me, so…gtg

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Being Haunted By Benevolent Spirits/Ghosts {Sentence Starters}

❛❛ I thought you were dead… I don’t understand. How are you here? ❜❜

❛❛ So you’ve been watching out for me all this time? ❜❜

❛❛ Shh, stop, don’t be scared. I don’t want to hurt you, I promise. ❜❜

❛❛ Not all of us are evil and murderous. Most of us are just… sad. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m sorry I left you so soon. I’m so sorry. ❜❜

❛❛ I’ve missed you so much… ❜❜

❛❛ I just… I should have been there, I should have been there to stop you from dying, and I wasn’t, and you… you didn’t deserve to die. I’m so sorry. ❜❜

❛❛ So did you… were you watching your own funeral, when it happened? ❜❜

❛❛ Do you blame me for what happened…? ❜❜

❛❛ Are you angry with me…? ❜❜

❛❛ I always thought I would go first… ❜❜

❛❛ What–no, no, you’re dead, I was at your funeral, you can’t–this is impossible, I’m hallucinating, I have to be! ❜❜

❛❛ I can’t really be seeing you. I’ve got to be dreaming… I hope I never wake up. ❜❜

❛❛ I wish it could have gone differently. I wish it had been me. ❜❜

❛❛ It takes… energy, I guess, to let ourselves be seen or felt. If I fade out, I’m not gone, I just… ran out of energy. I’ll be back, I promise. ❜❜

❛❛ I don’t suppose as a ghost that you can see into the future and tell me if life will ever be the same again, huh? ❜❜

❛❛ I wish I could have been there with you through… through everything. All the planning and the burial and stuff. ❜❜

❛❛ If I go to sleep, will you–will you be gone in the morning? ❜❜

❛❛ No, no one else can see me. Just you. ❜❜

❛❛ Death isn’t anything like the movies. The best way to describe it is just… lonely and cold. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m proud of you, you know. I mean, I always was but… you’ve been so strong handling everything lately. I’m just really proud of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Please stop appearing out of nowhere all the time. I’m glad I can see you, but you’re tripping me out. ❜❜

❛❛ So you’re why certain rooms have felt so cold lately. ❜❜

❛❛ Sorry. I know you don’t know me, but… my family lived here before you. I was trying to find them… I guess it didn’t work. ❜❜

❛❛ I don’t know how I died… I can’t remember. I think it was an accident though. ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t tell anyone about me. I don’t really want anyone but you knowing. ❜❜

❛❛ No, I can’t haunt anyone to scare them for you. I’m dead, not an asshole. ❜❜

❛❛ I honestly didn’t expect so many people to come to my funeral… ❜❜

❛❛ You can smile more. It’s okay. ❜❜

❛❛ Listen. I want you to be happy. I’m dead - you’re allowed to move on and find love and live your life. It’s okay. It really is okay.  ❜❜

❛❛ Carpe diem. You never know what day will be your last. ❜❜

❛❛ No, Halloween isn’t any more ‘active’ than any other day of the year. It’s all a myth. ❜❜

❛❛ Life is too short to be anything but happy. Trust me, I know. ❜❜

❛❛ Please stop screaming! I’m not gonna hurt you! You aren’t even supposed to see me! ❜❜

❛❛ I loved you. I still love you. Nothing will change that. ❜❜

❛❛ I’ll always be with you. Always. ❜❜

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Pass the happy! 💛 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications😘

Aww this is cute!

Dogs

Cute slippers

Korean Barbecue

Novelty socks

Makeup

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Moon Lovers Starters:

“Are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard?”

“Get the doctor now.”

“Where am I?”

“You are unable to remember at all?”

“I am not well right now.”

“Even though they’re my feelings, I can’t figure out where they’re headed.”

“Right. I died.” 

“If I would have known I would have caused someone else’s death, I wouldn’t have tried so hard to live.”

“I’m sorry for leaving you alone.”

“No one can save me but myself.”

“The opposite of love is not hate, but leaving.”

“Don’t blame yourself.”

“I still love you.”

“I don’t want to live a life controlled by others.”

“You need to share your burdens in order to lighten them.”

“I’m not scared of you.”

“You must kill him/her.”

“Catch him/her.”

“You won’t be able to avoid punishment.”

“Please save me.”

“What are you planning on doing?”

“You always enjoyed my stories before.”

“Was it just me who couldn’t breathe?”

“I’m scared.”

“You wench!”

“Are you saying I’m crazy?!”

“Why would you take care of me?”

“Am I a dog?”

“Don’t think of playing me.”

“You did a thoughtless thing.”

“I should keep my mouth shut.”

“Oh, you really must be injured!”

“Please open the door.”

“I will help you until the very end.”

“Won’t you trust me and come outside?”