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I’m going to be starting a new job soon and in my talk with HR she went “Computer tech? That means you’ll be with the boys.”
Turns out, I’m gonna be the only woman in that department. Not surprising on it’s own, but so far I’ve met three of “the boys”.
They’re all huge.
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
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the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion
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Pro wrestling is all about beating the ever-loving shit out of another person while treating them as safely as you can. Yes you're slamming your arm into their jaw hard enough to fracture it but you guys are FRIENDS and he is your PRECIOUS FLOWER and if you break his jaw he will UNDERSTAND
interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane
#or HER jaw#I love pro wrestling#its deeply homoerotic in a way you won't understand if you don't watch it#pro wrestling
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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time
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We need to come up with a slur for billionaires.
#I'm not a 'slur' kinda person buuuuuut they deserve one#we need to shame people for hording wealth#honestly a slur for the superwealthy in general#who the fuck needs 500 million dollars???#also we need a slur for health insurance companies and their executives
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend


this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
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Tip: a Princess is a type of Girl with an immunity to the Spoiled status effect. it is impossible to Spoil a Princess due to her already deserving endless Treats.
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