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Pro wrestling is all about beating the ever-loving shit out of another person while treating them as safely as you can. Yes you're slamming your arm into their jaw hard enough to fracture it but you guys are FRIENDS and he is your PRECIOUS FLOWER and if you break his jaw he will UNDERSTAND
interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane
#or HER jaw#I love pro wrestling#its deeply homoerotic in a way you won't understand if you don't watch it#pro wrestling
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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time
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We need to come up with a slur for billionaires.
#I'm not a 'slur' kinda person buuuuuut they deserve one#we need to shame people for hording wealth#honestly a slur for the superwealthy in general#who the fuck needs 500 million dollars???#also we need a slur for health insurance companies and their executives
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend


this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
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Tip: a Princess is a type of Girl with an immunity to the Spoiled status effect. it is impossible to Spoil a Princess due to her already deserving endless Treats.
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Me, on my birthday when I'm allowed to act like God emperor bitch queen of the universe: haha no it's not a big deal honestly, it's okay, I don't need anything special.
Me, the very next day when I am but a nameless wretch again, meaningless, and unloved by society: N-NO PLEASE GO BACK I WANNA BE THE SPECIAL LITTLE BIRTHDAY PRIBCESS GIRL
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Redraw of this silly meme from chat, sharing here. Feel free to use for your own enjoyment.
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🎵Be who you areeee for your priiiiddeeeeee🎵
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition
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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.

Here's a link to the whole thread for more context
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
#the owners gasping and pointing and blushing and whispering excitedly whenever she walks past#she's a celebrity to them
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