gunpowdercarousel
gunpowdercarousel
Gunpowder Carousel
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Any Pronouns | Wretched Zoomer | Currently Devolving ~My Ao3~I mostly write about women who hate each other but have sex anyway.
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gunpowdercarousel · 3 hours ago
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Pro wrestling is all about beating the ever-loving shit out of another person while treating them as safely as you can. Yes you're slamming your arm into their jaw hard enough to fracture it but you guys are FRIENDS and he is your PRECIOUS FLOWER and if you break his jaw he will UNDERSTAND
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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane
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gunpowdercarousel · 7 hours ago
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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time
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gunpowdercarousel · 10 hours ago
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gunpowdercarousel · 2 days ago
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We need to come up with a slur for billionaires.
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gunpowdercarousel · 2 days ago
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gunpowdercarousel · 2 days ago
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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gunpowdercarousel · 2 days ago
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17体
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gunpowdercarousel · 2 days ago
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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
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gunpowdercarousel · 3 days ago
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Tip: a Princess is a type of Girl with an immunity to the Spoiled status effect. it is impossible to Spoil a Princess due to her already deserving endless Treats.
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gunpowdercarousel · 4 days ago
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gunpowdercarousel · 4 days ago
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[🥥🌴]
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gunpowdercarousel · 4 days ago
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Me, on my birthday when I'm allowed to act like God emperor bitch queen of the universe: haha no it's not a big deal honestly, it's okay, I don't need anything special.
Me, the very next day when I am but a nameless wretch again, meaningless, and unloved by society: N-NO PLEASE GO BACK I WANNA BE THE SPECIAL LITTLE BIRTHDAY PRIBCESS GIRL
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gunpowdercarousel · 4 days ago
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Redraw of this silly meme from chat, sharing here. Feel free to use for your own enjoyment.
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gunpowdercarousel · 4 days ago
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🎵Be who you areeee for your priiiiddeeeeee🎵
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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gunpowdercarousel · 4 days ago
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to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition
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gunpowdercarousel · 4 days ago
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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.
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Here's a link to the whole thread for more context
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gunpowdercarousel · 5 days ago
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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