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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

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one of the funniest bruce wayne moments of all time. to me. "tim, i would never endanger a child. unless he was really cool and i was super sure he wouldn't die. ignore the mannequin wearing my dead son's combat uniform in the basement btw."

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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🪴🐈‍⬛

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Little lady 🩵

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Lookin for a midnight treat

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happy belated anniversary to one of the movies ever. cinema was born 25 years ago

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A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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hope this explains it

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InkFiles Day 2

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a couple of quick studies in honor of Mulder's birthday

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Just saying

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"What are we doing out here Mulder?"