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independent randy orton roleplay blog. by maria. selective. est. june 2011
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“When do you know it’s over?” He asked quietly. “When someone stops trying,” she answered. “Or worse, when trying no longer works.”
Sue Zhao (via cvndices)
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“We’re fightin’ huh? Wanna tell me how? Are you gonna kill yourself so you become a ghost, too?”
“You grab me while I’m havin’ sex, we’re fightin’. I’m ghost-proofin’ my house., just so this shit doesn’t happen.”
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Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins, Wrestlemania 31, March 29th, 2015.
#This match gave me a sunburn that lasted for a month.#That fourth one though; look at how easy he is to carry around. :)#「 ✕ ┊ PERSONIFIED GREATNESS . 」── (rko.)#「 😍 ┊ BABY BOY . 」── (colby.)#「 💕 ┊ I SEE NOBODY BUT YOU . 」── (twotonesoffun.)
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“I should join creative if I have to retire, then. Maybe shit would make more sense. Heh. But, forreal, if y’wanted to release birds, m’sure we could find something that works in Hawaii.”
“… you always have good ideas, my love.”
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“You must really want me to haunt you, huh? Grabbin’ ya by your ankles and yankin’ you away when you’re tryin’ t’get your dick wet, moving shit in your house. Bumpin’ into the walls going woooooohhhhh all night...”
“…I’ll scalp you. Don’t make me do it.”
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Colby’s pretty freakin’ adorable himself and I fuckin’ wanna stab him sometimes. And we’re engaged. Cute gets you nowhere with me.
It’s your loss because I’m freaking adorable.
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[text]: ...fair enough.
[Text:] Because I can, good enough answer for ya?
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“I’m all for a bird who does magic tricks. Maybe we can invite Sam and make it make her disappear...”
“Can we like release birds at our wedding? Or get a magician? Or a bird that does magic tricks?”
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“Sheer ya ass like a sheep.”
“Trust me man, I know how to drive a car. I’m not gonna dent it, honestly. And don’t touch my hair. Please.”
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“Makes me less of a weirdo if I got an excuse, though.”
“You know, you don’t really need an excuse to stare at them, dork.”
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He was silent for a second, head shaking. “Uh, it was anythin’ but PG.” he admitted. Of course, his mind immediately went straight into the gutter, but he wasn’t going to admit it outright. “And I wasn’t blushin’!”
“So where exactly did your mind go?” she challenged, moving in a little closer so that she could press her lips against his cheek. Callie nuzzled against him, her mouth making its way to his ear before whispering: “You’re blushing.”
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“Honestly? Not sure. Shoulder’s a definite four-to-six months. Gotta have neck surgery after that. If it’s just a clear out of bone spurs, I’ll be back ‘round this time next year, probably. Neck fusion and I’ll probably be out until 2017. Consider it an indefinite hiatus.”
( @0rton )
“I probably shouldn’t be asking this, but curiosity killed the cat, right? Anyway, back to what I was going to ask. How long are you suppose to be out for?”
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Still don’t like you.
It’s my cake, I’m not sharing.
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“Well what fun are you?”
“ …I’m not sure? I’m not really the person to ask that. ”
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[text]: oops
[text; blueeyedjerk] you must’ve sent this to the wrong person. [text; blueeyedjerk] because i am not a one eyed whore. -_-
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[text]: Can I ask why?
@0rton
[Text] Maybe? ;)
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